Vehicle stereotypes

Discussion in 'Automotive' started by NGAP NSO Shotgun Chuck, Oct 24, 2016.

  1. Brown_Diplomat

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    Middle eastern car stereotypes:
    80's Chevrolet Caprice: A kebab seller or someone who got it as a secondhand car
    Mercedes W123,W126 and W201: A terrorist with a loaded gun and bombs.
    Nissan Patrol: Hooligans who presumably installed a RB26 in the enginebay for shits and giggles.
    2000's Toyota Hilux: A guy who spend his time drifting in a desolate highway or a person who sells camel's.
    Toyota Cressida: Same as 80's Chevrolet Caprice.
    Hyundai's or any subcompact: Smug assholes who will cut your line off.
     
  2. opkraut

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  3. GatheringAgate

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    typical cars owned by students in Finland. They mostly have broken transmission, big exhaust and mostly broken
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  4. Faction54

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    That's more like it.
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    My MK4 Golf has a backbox and some camber, but it's not a ricer because although it's got all the visuals and bodykits and shit it's got some engine and interior upgrades also.
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    That would be pretty special...
     
  5. Car8john

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    The ratio to riced Civics to VWs here is around 4:1, that's only Civics to any VW ever
    I pity all those ricers that have to have a towing company on their speed dial for when they go over a speed bump or on a road with an
    subary legacy- Single mom
    Toyota Camry- Immigrant taxi drivers
    Toyota Estima- I don't know WTF that is.... We don't have those here I guess?
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    I live on a road with a lot of hills and bumps for no reason, every so often there is a report on the news how some teens car flew into the lake after trying to drift around a hairpin...
     
  6. A Sawblade Dude

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    1994-1998 Mustangs: Crowd Control/The Owner is a Showoff/Why Couldn't You Have Gotten a Nicer One?
    So I have been lucky enough to daily drive my dad's 1996 GT (Manual) for the past 6 and a half months. It's basically stock minus the full exhaust kit we've installed (Flowmaster X-Pipe with Cat-Backs if anyone was curious). So it's pretty loud, and it loves to pop and crackle, which has led to numerous people asking if it was straight piped. I also daily drive it to school. Which has led to many people making Mustang Jokes, or saying that it's ugly and I should've gotten a newer one. But at least I'm the only Mustang GT owner that is respected for being a good driver, and a good person. People making fun of the '96 rarely happens now, and it's because I've took the people who usually roast it for cruises, and they've experienced it for themselves. :D
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    Hey @opkraut , my mom actually owns a 2005 Legacy Sedan, and they are really fun to drive!
     
  7. opkraut

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    My wagon is a blast. No one expects it to be fast.
     
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  8. A Sawblade Dude

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    My friend also owns a 2005 Legacy Sedan. It's pushing around 300hp. That thing rips. Gravel roads in that thing remind me of WRC.
     
  9. NGAP NSO Shotgun Chuck

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    Watching Nurburgring videos has made me realize that that place could have its own edition of this thread. Has anyone on this forum been there? Maybe @skodakenner?
     
  10. Blijo

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    I have been there, not driven on the circuit, but watched a race.
    BMW's drive as complete hooligans on the roads around it, so I guess they do that there too.
     
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    I was there but also not for a race i was there for the 24h race last year
     
  12. 98crownvic

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    Prius-You need a life
    Merc/BMW-You control the world
    Honda Accord 90's Model-You're poor
    "Caravans", or RVs as we call em in the USA-20 in a 40? Lightning speed!
    5foot lifted truck with controversial bumper stickers with train horn-You love road rage
     
  13. RobertGracie

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    New driver and a Volvo V60, parents have a lot of trust in the person....
     
  14. JammyTron

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    Meanwhile my country which is Malaysia car stereotype be like.

    Proton Saga : big fart can exhaust with unaccesary huge rims , rusty bodyparts and useless cheap racing wheel.
    Honda Civic : Fart can. Literally. Atleast it's not a rice , most of Civic at my place doesn't have big widebodykits like you guys.
    Perodua Myvi : Womans driver and always driving fast than Lamborghini ( this is real by the way)
    Perodua Kancil : Small inline-3 engine with huge turbo which is good. Always seen them in purple.
    Proton Perdana : You'll always sees them in black paint with dark black tint. Sometimes in red and such.
     
  15. JCX034

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    The new Proton Saga is really ugly m8.
     
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    AYYY A Fellow Malaysian, You forgot to mention that all of them have fake Vossen, TE37 wheels or just really cheap fake wheels.
     
  17. JCX034

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    I told you they just riced their car to beat other ricer in the other country even car company itself want to riced out their production car.
     
  18. JammyTron

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    Yeah and that too.
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    Eh , i meant the old Saga models though not the new one but i kinda like the design of new Saga though but there's this one huge problem. Small wheel arches.
     
  19. NGAP NSO Shotgun Chuck

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    Bump!

    Jeep Patriot:
    The official car of people who know how to drive a stick but don't otherwise care about cars or driving. (I can only assume that the local Fiatsler dealership got a huge shipment of base-model manual-transmission Patriots that they tried aggressively to get rid of, and that's why there are so many of them around).
     
  20. ktheminecraftfan

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    nissan s13, 14, 15: DRIFT TAX BRO!, JUST A TAP BRO!, SR20DET LYFE BRO, I LIKE PAYING 15K FOR AN OLD SHITBOX BRO!
    A80 Supra: FAST AND FURIOUS BRO!, 2JZGTE BRO!, 1000HP BRO!, JDM BRO!, PAUL WALKER DIED FOR OUR SINS BRO!
    nissan skyline gtr: JDM BRO!, RB26DETT BRO!, LEGALIZE THE R34 IN THE US BRO!, GALLO 24 BRO!, GODZILLA BRO!
    AE86: I WANT TO DRIFT LIKE TAKUMI BRO!, TOUGE BRO!, DRIFT BRO!, ITS NOT JUST A COROLLA BRO, INITIAL D IS BEST ANIME BRO!
    8g galant vr4: INVECS II BRO, BRAKES CAN'T HANDLE THE POWER BRO!, NOISY TOP END BRO!, LEGNUM BRO!, TOTAL BARGAIN BRO!, TOTAL SLEEPER BRO!, CLARKSON LIKES MY CAR BRO!
    Mitsubishi v3000: NZDM AS F**K BRO!, MORE TOW THAN AN AUSSIE TANK BRO!, CYCLONE BRO!, NZ TRAFFIC SAFETY SERVICE BRO!, BACK IN MY DAY BRO!
     
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