Update Speculation thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by crazikyle, Jan 26, 2016.

  1. EruptionTyphlosion

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    I can only imagine how slow and unusable the UI would be if that actually happened.
     
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  2. ManfredE3

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    Introducing Update 0.19!

    Changelog:
    -700 maps, where each map is 1mm^3 of ocean. Water is a slightly different color in each.
    -2500 vehicles, where each is just a renamed Ibishu Pigeon
    -150,000 configs, where each is a Track Ibishu Miramar but the number on the door is different on each
     
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  3. JDMguy05

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  4. ZETRON

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    that and the k series
     
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  5. KrukasKlep

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    The k series is fine, but boring.

    The bolide on the other hand......
     
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  6. JDMguy05

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    The bolide has been the same since it released, besides very minor changes in 2015 or 16. I'm surprised they kept it without updates this long.
     
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  7. mrsmash

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    i hope that nadeox1 doesn’t april fools us with a fake update announcement because that will send the hype train into space and then crashing down into the ground
     
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  8. Nathan24™

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    I have a cool idea for a funny April Fools update...

    Maybe a new Civetta... but as a tractor? :rolleyes:


    It could be the first tractor in-game (if you don't count the T-series as one)
     
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  9. EruptionTyphlosion

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    I can't agree more. I'm a bit worried they might try something like that, and given the hype overload with this update, it would cause so many problems that any benefit would be negligible.
     
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  10. mrsmash

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    yeah, 0.19 is a high pressure chamber filled with hype, and any sort of excitement (fake update release) would just make everyone excited (hype train into space), then sad (train crashing), then angry at the dev who released the fake announcement
     
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  11. Nathan24™

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    Like what MrSmash said, I don't think a fake update announcement would ever be a good idea. Everyone would expect to find the Vivace in-game, but then when they realized the update was an April Fools prank, everyone is going to be disappointed and be mad at the devs, and it would possibly even tarnish the game's entire reputation. Remember what happened with @Blijo's Fintray?
     
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  12. MrAnnoyingDude

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    Also, I did the math on the maps and vehicles, and if you were to write down a list of them at a rate of two per minute, it would take you more than a day to note it all down.

    Configs? Over 52 days.
     
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  13. mrsmash

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    aaanyways...



    pls give sadlad for 0.20
     
  14. _Tanco

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    IMO I would really like an april fools on beamng :). Obviously a fake update release wouldn't be really funny but I have no doubt on the devs imagination to make something funny :D. And we should not forgot that it's not guaranteed that the devs are gonna do a april fools joke
     
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  15. Blijo

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    We all know, and it was a lot of fun for a while. But sadly, some people can't take a positive, non harming joke and report it and leave not very kind "reviews". Last one was a week ago... One-star, telling me that I was giving them false hope and telling the moderators that deleting his reports! Was a harm of their freedom of expression...
    Talk about overreacting...

    Personally, I still think that an April fools joke is a lot of fun as long as it does not harm anyone. (I wanted to release the duck) Jokes that are purely to mock other people is a different story.
    But with the amount of negative reactions, we decided not to do anything tomorrow...

    And the same goes for BeamNG. I would laugh my ass off if they released an update which adds some kind of joke or a devblog with a completely made-up "physics" update like a blogpost about the implementation of fatigue effects etc.

    But not everyone does and that means that we won't have any April fools jokes I think. At least not on the repo from my side.
     
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    This community would absolutely melt if there was any sense of April Fools here.
     
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  17. Srockzz

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    Im more than open to the idea of Aprils Fools updates like they did with minecraft a few years ago. Remember Minecraft 2.0 with the exploding furnaces and Blue Redstone? Im sure the devs can put something together just to mess with us and celebrate April's Fools
     
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  18. Alex_Farmer557

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    and redstone bugs
     
  19. EruptionTyphlosion

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    If the developers did that, I'd suspect a number of people would be frustrated that they had time to make a joke update and had not released the hyped real deal.
     
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  20. mrsmash

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    Agreed; you would have people saying, “hOW cOme YoU cAn MakE ThIs DuMB JOkE buT NOt FINisH tHe UpDatE??!!!111,!” and that’ll just erupt into a big sad
     
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