Tonight on Top Gear:

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  1. PowerstrokeHD

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    Tonight on the gear that is of the middlemost position.
    I drive a Ford Taurus Sho.
    James complains about a Cadillac.
    Jeremiah drives a car that is 1/9251 the size of a ford fiesta. The Ford KA
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    Tonight on the gear that has the middlest proportion.
    James reunites the roman empire.
    Hammond drives a VW beetle full of C4 into an orphanage.
    and i complain about Americans
     
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  2. Yash_gamin144

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    todeh on dual clutch transmission
    i go to brazil and eat some pineapple pizzaaa in my wigeon
    Hammondondd goes to china and eats canned beans in his king sizee matrezz
    jams destroys a weddding in singaporee with his tank
     
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  3. PowerstrokeHD

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    Tonight on the Eaton-Fuller gear.
    Me and james drive a toyota hilux to see santa claus.
    hammond get soaked by a floating ford transit/
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    Tonight on the Ruined trip.
    The stig flips a Chevrolet Lacetti.
    Hammond gets put to death for blowing up 49.93847 orphanages
    James is the king of Constantinople
    I kill everyone using co2 with a peel p50 by driving into the bbc.
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    tonight on the unimpressive tour.
    We no clip into the backrooms.
    James wonders if the show will still air.
    Hammond no clips back into reality.
    While I question the fact that I am staring at a Minecraft enderman in real life.
     
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  4. Yash_gamin144

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    tonight on gear gear
    me and the boys wait for the new beamng update
     
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  5. PowerstrokeHD

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    tonight on the fucked up tour:
    May wonders why it is called a trip when you dont trip and fall in the show.
    Hammond says sandwich spread is too german.
    I get eaten by some real life enderman.
     
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    richmond you shtoopid dsihwasher u b lew up mah 200BX!!1!1

    sorry jam
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    jk lol
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  7. mhegai

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    dotay on bomb ger
    I am myself
    janems is slow
    and ritter kresh
     
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  8. PowerstrokeHD

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    tonight on top fear
    James shoves a chesse grater up his rectum
    Hammond starts rapping to the beat of Thomas the tank engine
    and I drive into a Tesco after there is no clearance sales.
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    This morning on the grand excursion
    James finds out that the episode will not infact air.
    Hammond revives jeramiah.
    jeramiah decides the next episode will involve trucks.
     
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  9. PowerstrokeHD

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    This morning on the grand excursion
    James finds out that the episode will not infact air.
    Hammond tests the new Scion SBR4
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    I find out hammond cant tell the difference between the Scion TC and Hirochi SBR4
     
  10. 95Crash

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    Tonight: I drive a dump truck.

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    Hammond eats at McDonalds.
    And James eats at Dairy Queen.
     
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  11. Yash_gamin144

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    todayh on hamburgerr gearh
    jams takes his 1997 ibishu pessima dx and crashes it into a school and kills 42000 students and runs away in a dishwasher
    hamod eats a beesechurger on top of his wentward dt40l while he watches cornhub on his 90's TV
    and i go to india and eat tandoori chicken on top of my KING SIZE MATRESS
    and dats what we do today!
     
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  12. joemamaa

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    tonight, on top gear:

    screenshot_2021-12-02_16-31-01.png I drift a van
    screenshot_2021-12-03_19-36-40.png Hammond almost dies,
    screenshot_2021-12-16_16-24-17.png The hoppers crash safety is bad,
    screenshot_2021-12-04_23-06-51.png And James playes games at the beach
     
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  13. 95Crash

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    Tonight: I drive a passenger van.

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    Hammond drives a Bruckell Bastion with a travel trailer attached to it.

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    And James drives a tractor trailer.

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  14. PowerstrokeHD

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    tonight on top gear.
    Richard crashes a high-powered vacuum cleaner
    James Drive a cominturismo
    and I take a Vauxhall Insignia on a holiday up to (uh) Birmingham
     
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    Tonight: I drive a H-series rollback with a wrecked D-Series on it.

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    Hammond crashes into a caravan.

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    And James drives to Florida.
     
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  16. Yoi_Tsuitachi

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    *BAHEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMM!*

    'ONIGHT ON PORKAN' GEER

    JOIMES DROVES INTO ANOOTHER FEELD AT MIDNOIGHT TO ASSASIN A CANADION TOURIST

    HOMMOD GOEUS TO WOM AND DOWNLOADS A VIROS

    AN' JEMES GETS ROOSTED ON REDDIT
     
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    Tonight on the Massive Holiday:
    Hammonf does what he does best- crashing.
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    I kill Hammonf
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    And James is still fired from TVC for being late.
    How, is unknown, but he got to the US, where he got run over by a Maniac in a Yellow-Black Bruckell Bastion... oh wait
     
  18. Yash_gamin144

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    TONIGHT ON EEEE-GEAR
    HAMOND RENTS A SHEEP IN AFRICA AND THEN HITS IT WITH A T-SERIES *BLOODY SHEEP*
    JAMS CRASHES HIS 83298301892TH CAR *BLOODY HELL*
    AND I EAT PIZZA ROLLS ON TOP OF MY 1999 IBISHU COVET 1.8 DX *BLOODY TASTY*
     
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  19. 95Crash

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    Tonight:

    I drive around an airport.

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    Richard eats a salad.
    And James eats at Wendy's.
     
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  20. Somewutguy1

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    tonight on,






    j gear
    Hammind james druve cars
    And i :confused::cool::)
     
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