My girlfriend threatened to kick me out if I don't stop quoting Lynyrd Skynyrd. I asked her "If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me?".
lol!! I presume she just laughed, and you could talk it over, and you both lived happily ever after...?
A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, and yells "When I drink, everybody drinks!". Everybody rushes to the counter and orders a drink. After that, he orders another drink and yells "When I get another drink, everybody gets another drink!". Everybody rushes to the counter and orders another drink. After finishing the drink, the man orders a sandwich and yells "When I eat, everybody eats!". Everybody rushes to the counter and orders food. After eating the sandwich, the man buys a cigarette and yells "When I get a smoke, everybody gets a smoke!". Everybody rushes to the counter and gets a cigarette. After smoking, the man pays $25 and yells "When I pay, everybody pays!"
Lol!!! That's so funny! And you're so great at telling stories, too! Thanks for sharing! Here's one from me. A guy who works at a store, 2/4 (instead of 7/11). He had just finished serving someone, when a genie appears. The girl he had served just backed out of the store silently, then once outside, started running. The genie said to the guy: "Don't be afraid my friend. I'm Okinata the Genie. Although all other genies always give you three wishes, I'll grant you one wish, and one wish only." "Ok..." the guy said, "I wish I was at the north pole. It might seem childish, but I've always wondered if Santa actually existed." The genie then asked: "Are you sure this is what you wish for?" "Yes," the guy says. "I've never in my life been more sure about anything than I am now. - Wait, it's gonna be pretty cold there, so I'd better bring some cookies, 4 should suffice. Ok, Okinata, go on!" "Very well, your wish is my command." The genie then waves his wand around and purple and golden sparkles appear around the guy, and sends him asleep. He then wakes up, lying in the snow. A semi-blizzard is roaring around him. He stands up, only to see a Santa-dressed clown standing about 7 metres away. He then drops some cookies. Ironically, he still has 2/4 left. "Merry Christmas, Guy Jarson!" the Santa-clown says.
