*unlocks door* Come in! but seriously that's a quality joke right there, it's so clever and funny, thanks so much for sharing, mnthegamer!
"I rent a lot of cars, but I don't always know everything about them. So a lot of times, I drive for like ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it really doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. It's really not an emergency brake; it's an emergency "make the car smell funny" lever." - Mitch Hedberg
Yeah, that's funny! But you put "- Mitch Hedberg" at the end... does that mean that's not your joke? Thanks!
I have a shitty pun but alright.. Person 1: Ay bring a bucket of water so i can wash my hands. Person 2: *Pours bucket of water all over Person 1* Person 1: I said bring bucket of water not pour it all over me for god sake! Person 2: You said i should give you a bucket of water so i gave you it. Person 1 (responding to Person 1): If you didnt understood it then leave it. Inspired by this video but mine is slightly changed. at 0:57
1: I, for one, like Roman numerals. (Dunno where this joke came from, but it sure as heck isn't mine.) 2: (this one is mine) This game always has me BeamNG; When I ram a car into a wall doing 200, I'm just Bremen with happiness. Suffice to say that the physics are the drive of this game.
The odds that there is a bomb on your flight are 1:950,000. The odds that there are two bombs on your flight are 1:902,500,000,000. For your safety, bring your own bomb to your next flight.
There's a variant of this with a hitchhiker questioning the driver's trust in him, and the driver responds that the chances of two serial killers being in the same car are astronomical.
That's so funny! Personally, I wouldn't, though... lol Thanks for sharing! I did not know that! Thanks!
