Released Ibishu Pessima "procar" 1.4.2018

Fast, a V10 and hard to drive, all in a Pessima jacket.

  1. Blijo

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    Let me tell you a story:

    Once upon a time in a land far, far away there was an Ibishu Pessima Procar.

    This young procar had a full carbonfibre chassis with a marvelous, superb sounding V10 engine, capable of super high RPM's and delivering more than 600 horsepower. All together, he weighted just over 700 KG. This made him one of the fastest Ibishu's around.
    The small and light Procar hapilly zoomed around circuits making people happy with his speed and sound :). Life was great for the Procar and his future looked so bright.
    BUT
    In a dark room some evil modder wanted to rip the heart out of the procar. And he didnt want to sell it..
    He wanted to do something the world has seen many times before, he wanted to put a filthy, ugly and stupid Vtec engine in it :eek:. Oh no!
    And it wasn't a normal Vtec engine, it was something ugly. Yes. It was a Pessima engine with an edited torquecurve :eek:.
    Somehow this evil modder wanted to swap a gorgeous V10 engine for a filthy vtec even though it doesnt even have mounts for it. But then the creator of the Procar noticed the evil plans and fought back!
    He grabbed his keyboard and typed a message so long that the small, Mountain Dew-infested brains of the evil modder melted. But nothing changed, the evil modder didn't use his brains. So the creator of the Procar did everything for nothing. But he came up with a new plan. The creator made a text on his release notes with the text: Don't edit my work without my permission! And the creator didnt give his permission so the evil modder wasnt able to upload his butchered procar with the filthy vtec lawnmower engine!

    And the procar and his creator live happily ever after :rolleyes:
     
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  2. MarkosRuiz

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    HAHAHAHAHA you made my day!

    I understand BTW! :D
     
  3. Justy4WDTURBO

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  4. CharredWing

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    This looks like it'll be pretty great. Keep up the good work!
     
  5. ThatCarGuyDownTheStreet

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    It still should have vtec
     
  6. Justy4WDTURBO

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    Why does a race car need VTEC? Sure, a V10 with VVL would sound insane, it doesn't make sense.
     
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  7. ThatCarGuyDownTheStreet

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    cuz why not
     
  8. opkraut

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    Because it's stupid and makes no sense.
     
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  9. EvanHellaFlush

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    HoLy shit this is awesome dude!
     
  10. DakotaMadi

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    Understandable,have a great day
     
  11. C747

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    Oh my god, it's so so going well, and even with the update
     
  12. ¿Carbohydration?

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    How fast can it go currently?
     
  13. DriftinCovet1987

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    100,000,000/10 would read again and put in signature.

    OT: This Procar is looking lovely, indeed. Great job so far!
     
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  14. Blijo

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    320kmh or something like that.
     
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  15. C747

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    320 KM/H for a stock-ish car?
    Jesus...
     
  16. Blijo

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    A stock-ish car?
    Maybe on the outside, it doesnt share any drivetrain parts with the pessima
     
  17. C747

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    Well, a sleeper xD
     
  18. ManfredE3

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    The real Alfa could do 330-350km/h depending on the source. The real Alfa and this mod don't retain much from their factory versions.

    Edited for clarity
     
    #118 ManfredE3, Dec 19, 2017
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  19. Blijo

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    There was only one prototype and it is still intact iirc.
     
  20. ManfredE3

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    I meant parts from the production Alfa/ factory Pessima in the procars, poor wording on my part, I fixed the wording.

    None of the sources I've seen actually mention what happened to the Alfa but I have seen pics that seem to have been taken recently.
     
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