Favorite Quotes

Ok, starting up a new thread for two reasons. One, I'm bored, and two, because why not? Basically, just share with us what some of your favorite quotes are. They can be serious or funny, use swears or be clean, be car-related or not, it's all up to you. Just share with us a quote you love. Aside from the two in my bio, let me share a few with you to get us started,

"..." - The Stig
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!" - Adam Savage
"Revolution begins at learning. If you're not angry, then you're not paying attention." - Tim McIlrath

 

"I got a rocking chair and there ain't shit you can do about it", me to sister about 20 minutes ago

 

I just thought of another one that I need to share.

"What are yeh doin in my swamp!?!" -Shrek

 

"Yoshi worships the dark lord."
~Vinesauce

 

Very quotable film

"And in the morning, I'm making waffles!!!"

 

"Stop disappointing me"
-mom

 

"I'm a fuck up too. We're all fuck ups. So let's all embrace our fuck-up-ness and we can take over the world.... and then fuck it up." - Shane Dawson

 

Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines. – Enzo Ferrari

So great and so true

 

hmm lets see...

"KAPOOYA"-a news report that i saw on youtube,it was hilarious!!



aand i forgot about one:

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

 

"Dok je ovaca neće falit' vune"
roughly translated:
"While there is sheeps, wool won't be missing"

 

"Ain't nobody got time for dat"

 

"FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!"