Ok, I'm getting stupider by the hour. I should go to bed. I do have a more normal and newer Kittyhawk Megalodon waiting to be posted. SBR New Generation - The next generation in Stock Body Racing's history. No, stupid. SBR as in Stock Body Racing, not Hirochi SBR4. Since I think this car's specs are friggin' awesome, here it is: just what cool crap it can do on the oval or track. Things to note: It weighs as much as a Chrysler Imperial yet does 0 - 62 in 3.4 seconds and has a top speed of 211 MPH? Sign me up! This isn't supposed to be any normal eco-box in any way. It's a pure racing car with welded doors (so no door handles) and a spartan interior. It's just speed. I made this at 9 PM. If it actually has pretty bad specs, shoot me with an RPG.
Crappy communism car is back. 1980 Orion Superstahl - Still horrible as ever! Because you can't afford anything else. Features: Communism May or may not reach 70 MPH. Steel panels double as a head curtain. You can still put the engine in your go-kart or lawnmower. Can down 5 pints of vodka before this reaches 62 MPH. Communism
I deleted my SBR and Iohannes product line, so you won't see more of that now. 1946 Monoceros Group-1 - Produced for only one year due to bankruptcy or some random crap. Take your friends on a thrilling communistic ride! Features: Can hold a total of 10 Vladimir Lenins. Doesn't have a sub 1 litre I-3. Communism Things to note: I think I made a bad engine choice... I'm just gonna blame it on communism. Can reach 70 MPH. Still has the fuel economy of a tomato.
@Dunkleosteus I'd like to see you try to make a minivan that's boring in all aspects. 1996 Vapid Guider - A minivan that's safer than the 1996 Pontiac Trans Sport. Head-turning looks are to be expected when picking up your kids from school for soccer practice. Features: Dual front airbags and side curtain airbags Impressive fuel economy (21.1 mpg) Reliable Choctawatchee V6 engine Things to note: Similar appearance to first generation Pontiac Transport Has 14 inch wheels Has a miserable 18.18 quarter mile time. Takes 18 seconds to reach 60 MPH
Ok, here is the real, truthful HORRIBLE car. Post-war East Germany yo. 1946 Betelgeuse 0001 - Never could a car get any more depressing. Just for you- the people. Will edit this post later, it's 11:30 PM right now.
Now that I'm awake, here is the other information that I didn't add. Features: Manufactured in only one shade of grey, a basalt-based paint (Now, that probably doesn't exist but whatever). Unlike the other cars, it's almost guaranteed that you place the engine in a go-kart or motorcycle. Seriously, try it. It has four wheels Communism Things to note: It appears that the market actually has a decent desirability, but literally only the 2% can afford it, even though this is built with some of the cheapest parts ever. You could never make a more depressing car. I mean, look at the stats.
Thought I'd give @Dunkleosteus' car companies a run for their money by creating a very practical city car. Dunkleosteus probably didn't even expect me to make a city car. 1997 Vapid Panto DTi - The SMART ForTwo's Canadian cousin More efficiency where it matters...parking and fuel economy. Features: Very safe Very impressive fuel economy (31.2 mpg) All the airbags you can imagine Very reliable 15 different colors Things to note: Has titanium for piston conrods Looks like a derpish Chinese copycat of the SMART Car. Has very small wheels Has a MODERN I3 ENGINE
I can't make a 1 litre engine that goes above 25 MPG. I'm not even thinking of trying it. I make horrific communist cars and that's what I usually do. :p --- Post updated --- Anyways, here's a particular Chinese car. 1985 Right Anwei - A low-speed vehicle for the U.S.A. Simple comfort. Features: It's a mostly normal vehicle! Can be a daily driver if your workplace is 1/5 of a mile from you. Communism, I guess? Things to note: This is not a normal vehicle. It is in fact an LSV, or low-speed vehicle. Since it conforms with America's LSV rules, it goes no faster than 25 MPH. The engine also makes 5 HP exactly. It uses a 2-speed automatic.
Created a Cadillac Escalade-esque SUV. 2002 Vapid Richmond LXE - Luxury from within Because a SUV doesn't have to be big, heavy and slow. Features: Very luxurious interior Optional roof racks On-Demand 4WD Can seat 7 passengers in style Things to note: Has all the airbags you can imagine Comes standard with a V8 engine Has optional Category IV towing package Has optional Police package
Not the same kind of car, but don't most trucks have that? Because my parent's Ford F-150 can go from 2WD to 4WD with the flick of a switch. --- Post updated --- I just tried to make a dragster minivan. It's fine in every way except it has HORRID acceleration and I can't make the engine better than it is right now. I could have used those 23 minutes for something else. :/
I think they do, considering the older Toyota Tundras also had that option. OT: 1997 Vapid Crown Victory P82 Interceptor - For catching criminals with ease. The Crown Victory P82 Interceptor has more power than it looks. Features: Police Package installed standard 515 horsepower V8 engine made specifically for high-speed pursuits Rear doors that lock only from the outside Things to note: Has 6.4 second 0-60 MPH time Has decent fuel economy With the powerplant setup it has, there's no hope of outrunning this car.
>11.9 MPG --- Post updated --- Yet another LSV from Right, this time with a cuter face. 1997 Right Gang De Qiche - Very similar to the Anwei. Right brings you another great vehicle in a smaller package. Features: An even smaller 205 CC engine making 3.5 HP. About 400 pounds lighter than the Anwei. Now has ABS. Things to note: Some of the car panels are made out of aluminum. The Gang De Qiche just barely passes Gasmea safety regulations. Pollutes very little.
At least it doesn't have the fuel economy of a Commie tomato. OT: At least here's a van you would definitely drive... 1973 Vapid Orlando Dunkleosteus Special - It's not a work van. A regular van kitted out for the sole purpose of s3x dungeon transport. Features: Off-road lights for blinding unsuspecting chicks Roof rack for transporting dead chicks to burial sites No license plate frames Lots of cargo space for transporting large chicks Things to note: Has special off-road suspension designed for hauling 5 large chicks in the back Has fuel economy comparable with Commie tomatoes Very safe for a '70s cargo van kitted out as a s3x dungeon transport van
1964 Bruckell Hagia De-Luxe V8 Your typical mid 60's luxury landyacht that is so expensive that only 36,297 was sold in that same year which is impressive.
I'mma get my 10 ft lift kit, cause chicks get trapped in my suspension and I can bring live ones to MY DUNGEON.
Admit it... You just ain't outrunning this speedy cop car. 2013 Vapid Comet GT PPV - Swift Justice Designed purely for speed, the Comet GT PPV is the true meaning of "swift justice" Features: 618 HP twin-turbo V8 engine Carbon Ceramic ventilated disc brakes with full race brake pads Single rear-mounted license plate Active Aero Dual clutch sequential gearbox All the police goodies Things to note: Has astounding 0-60 MPH time (3.6 seconds) Wastes no time getting up to highway speeds (50-75MPH time of 2.1 seconds) Weighs just as much as a 1997 Ford Expedition
My SBR New Generation had a 0 - 62 time of 3.4 and it had more than 200 HP more than the Comet GT PPV.. Guess that is what happens when the NG weighs as much as a Chrysler Imperial. I will never make a better engine than the NG. Oh well.
