Hello you good mutha fukers (Isaac Butterfield reference look him he is a bloody legend) here is a mad challenge for any Australian or Non-Australian on this forum. I want you lot to post an extremely Australian scenario and the next person has to try and translate it. Every three months, a winner will be revealed and I will make an Australia skin just for them. I'll start. Yesterday arvo me and my sheep-fuc*ing mate Jacko headed down to the Caltex Servo up the road in my fully sick VL Commy to grab a dogs eye and some dead horse. After, we did a Maccas run and went to the Bottle-O to grab a few packs of Tooheys. Then I drove to the industrial park to do some skids and lay down some rubber. Then I flew home home to watch the footy match between the Doggies and The Broncs at Suncorp and hear Gus whinge over nothing. Later that night, I drove down to Cooly in my brand new worked HSV GTS to catch up with some sheelias and have a few yellow cans to a point where I got so hammered from the turps, that I was as useful as a glass lid on a dunny. Then my other mate Davo picked me up in his Kenmore Tractor and we headed home. I ended up walking up to the front door in a wiggly line at three in the mornin' and got in the front door to see my parents awake and as angry as some Kangaroos on meth. The next morning, I woke up saw I had a staring role on A Current Affair after me skid vid went chockers and the blue collars were at my door wanting to ask some questions about the mods on my GTS and what the hell I was doing at 4 in the arvo the day before.