Australian Slang Challenge

Discussion in 'AUSTRALIANS!' started by TWilliams458, Sep 7, 2018.

  1. TWilliams458

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    Hello you good mutha fukers (Isaac Butterfield reference look him he is a bloody legend) here is a mad challenge for any Australian or Non-Australian on this forum. I want you lot to post an extremely Australian scenario and the next person has to try and translate it. Every three months, a winner will be revealed and I will make an Australia skin just for them.

    I'll start.

    Yesterday arvo me and my sheep-fuc*ing mate Jacko headed down to the Caltex Servo up the road in my fully sick VL Commy to grab a dogs eye and some dead horse. After, we did a Maccas run and went to the Bottle-O to grab a few packs of Tooheys. Then I drove to the industrial park to do some skids and lay down some rubber. Then I flew home home to watch the footy match between the Doggies and The Broncs at Suncorp and hear Gus whinge over nothing.

    Later that night, I drove down to Cooly in my brand new worked HSV GTS to catch up with some sheelias and have a few yellow cans to a point where I got so hammered from the turps, that I was as useful as a glass lid on a dunny. Then my other mate Davo picked me up in his Kenmore Tractor and we headed home. I ended up walking up to the front door in a wiggly line at three in the mornin' and got in the front door to see my parents awake and as angry as some Kangaroos on meth.

    The next morning, I woke up saw I had a staring role on A Current Affair after me skid vid went chockers and the blue collars were at my door wanting to ask some questions about the mods on my GTS and what the hell I was doing at 4 in the arvo the day before.
     
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  2. TWilliams458

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    Anyone translate it?
     
  3. HOTHY

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    yesterday afternoon me and my sheep shagging mate jack went the the service station down the street in the commodore ute to grab some cigarettes and alcohol. we then proceeded to head to McDonalds and went to the liquor store to grab some beers, then we drove to the industrial park for some drifting and drag racing. we then went home to watch the football game the bulldogs VS broncos at the Suncorp stadium and hear Angus whine over nothing.
    Later that night while drunk we went to Coolangatta in the brand new pickup truck to pick up some chicks and have a few beers and got even more drunk that he was as useful as a glass door on an outdoor toilet. then David picked me up in the tractor and we headed home. I ended up staggering up to my front door at a late hour to find the parents awake and angry as hell.
    the next morning I had a news story on the news station after the burnout video went viral, the police where asking about the homemade modifications on my pickup and what the hell I was doing the afternoon before
    how did I do. I am aussie but not bogan
     
  4. TWilliams458

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    It was okay but not correct.

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    Yesterday afternoon me and my Kiwi friend Jack headed down to the Caltex Service station up the road in my mad Holden VL Commodore Turbo (not a Ute mate) to grab a meat pie with some tomato sauce. After we went to McDonald then the Bottle-O (beer place) to grab a few packs of Tooheys New Beer. Then I drove to the industrial park to do some burnouts and lay down some rubber. After, I flew home to watch the NRL Football match between the Brisbane Broncos and Canterbury Bulldogs and hear Gus (commentator) whinge over nothing.

    Later that night, I drove down to Coolangatta in my brand new worked HSV GTS to catch up with some hot chicks I knew and have a few cans of XXXX, and got so drunk off the alcohol, I became useless at walking. Then my mate David picked me up in his new modified Ford Ranger hat he never takes off-road and headed home. I was still drunk when I got out and I walked up i the front door, staggering at three in the morning. I opened the front door and saw my parents awake and they were pissed.

    The next morning, I woke up and saw I was going to be on A Current Affair that night after my skid vid went viral. And the cops were at my door wanting to ask questions about the mods (done at a shop) on my GTS and my VL Turbo and wanted to know what I was doing at 4 in the afternoon the day before.
     
  5. CaptainZoll

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    so yestedy arvo, I went down to the pub in me 'val to take old Brucey home, he was smokin' a durry when I got there, 'n he offered me a VB, he was completely bombed out, he'd probably already guzzled about ten. anyway, I didn't take one, bein' the dezzo 'n all that, seein' that the coppers have been doin' lots of RBTs all around the shop. but yeah, after that I dropped him off to his missus, who was pretty bloody livid, and gave him a good chin waggin' about getting drunk on monday. after that, the val started playin' up, and wouldn't start, so I gave the carbie some start ya bastard, and she started back up just fine. by the time I got back home, I was completely stonkered, and sat down in me chair and watched old scomo makin' some speech about BLT people on the idiot box till quarter to, and after that was current affair, and tracy grimshaw was blabbin' on about all these bloody kids doin' burnouts in their astras and corollas up in sydney. while I was watchin' it, I was thinkin' to myself "my nan's prob'ly done a harder launch than that past the cop shop in her gemmi!"
     
  6. TWilliams458

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    This is fuc*ing hilarious.

    Translation

    So yesterday afternoon, I went down to the pub in my old Valiant to take my mate Bruce home. He was smoking a cigarette when I got there and he offered me a VB (beer), and was drunk. I reckon he had about 10 beers already, but I didn't take one, being the sober and responsible one, and also seeing how the cops had been doing breath testing in the area recently. So I dropped him off to his wife, who wasn't too happy and started going off at him for getting drunk on Monday. I left but the old Valiant started playing up, so I put some carbie fuel spray into the thing and she started back up straight away. By the time I got home, I was tired as fuck, and sat down in my chair and watched some Journo make a speech about gay people on T.V until about quarter to seven. After that, A Current Affair was on and Tracy Grimslut was carrying on about some bloody P plater doing burnouts in their Astra down in Sydney. While watching this far left shitfest, I was thinking to myself "My nan could probably do a harder burnout past the Police station in her Holden Gemini!"
     
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  7. HOTHY

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    I like how we still use slang in our translations
     
  8. CaptainZoll

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    why should they need a translation? if there's any bloody wogs in 'ere, they can piss off!
     
  9. TWilliams458

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    Okay don’t mean to be rude but did you even read the first post? ahahaha. You’re meant to make it hard and people are supposed to try and translate it. Person with the best slang at the end after each third month wins a unique skin or something.
     
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