Freedom Eagle - Warthog 4x4 'Merica.1

American™ Excess™™

  1. Hawkins
    Before reading through this, do yourself a favor and start up Star Spangled Banner Heavy Metal.

    THAT CHONKER OF A TRUCK AIN'T SCARED OF MUD, MUD'S SCARED OF IT.

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    You want to go real fast? IT'LL DO IT.
    You want to carry a lotta stuff? IT'LL DO IT.
    You want to create your own path through your neighbor's backyard? IT'LL DO IT.
    Your marriage need a little fix? IT'LL DO IT.

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    Featuring the ALL NEW Honker Chonker MACHINEGUN™ V8 TT engine.
    POWER? YES. TORQUE? YES. AMERICAN SOUND? HECK YES.

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    YOU can get your hands on that beast starting at $54,999*, don't delay, buy today.



    *Additional fees may apply.




    Also, I have no idea how I managed a red and chrome striped grille. The red one was caused by a crash which corrupted the file I assume.


    Disclaimer: The introduction to this vehicle is purely satirical and to be taken with a grain of salt.

Recent Updates

  1. Increased freedom range

Recent Reviews

  1. PixlePuppy
    PixlePuppy
    5/5,
    Version: 'Merica.1
    Awesome Man!
  2. trooperthegreat
    trooperthegreat
    5/5,
    Version: 'Merica.1
    Amazing truck! AND IT CAN DO IT ALL TOO! it saved my marriage
    1. Hawkins
      Author's Response
      Thank you for your input, we made sure to add it to our features list and readjusted the price. You earned yourself a FREE 100 DOLLAR REBATE on your next FREEDOM EAGLE™™ purchase.
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