Comments on Profile Post by Flippi 284

-dies-

-revives-

-kills-

n0 -shoots flippi- -revives myself- -continues to revive johnny car-

-revives- -smashes fire with a VENKAKE- -makes cereal-

-lifts venkake off- -flips flippi's cereal bowl and puts VANCAKES on it-

-ears shoot out baby pellets-

tf? ˙ʇı sʇǝb ןɐǝɹǝɔ ǝɥʇ 'buıɥʇʎuɐ op noʎ -ןɐǝɹǝɔ ʇɐ unbʇoɥs sʇuıod- -ןɐǝɹǝɔ sqɐɹb- -unbʇoɥs sdıןɟ-

-slaps cereal- -rides train to China-

-launches nuke-

-shoves car8john in a dumpster so he will not see nuke- -throws train at nuke-

-china notices the nuke and launches their entire armoury- -the US launches all their missles-

-drops Xbox controller- -fires triker-

We interrupt our programming. This is a national beam emergency. 3 nuclear text bombs are expected to land in the next 6 minutes. The following places that these nukes will land is Car8john's profile, a conversation, and a profile post. Please seek a text bomb shelter. A message will be broadcasted through all channels. Please stand by. [booooooooooooooooooooooop]

-eats cereal- -sees nuke- -points tv remote at it- -nuke dies-

My fellow beamng users. I am afraid that-................................TEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKE

-picks up text-

how...............do you pick up text? *more text nukes land* TEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKETEXTNUKE

-sells text on eBay for double price-

gave up eh?

-spawns ibushu pessumah-

rip car8john's alerts. We should probably go into a bunker and hide before he comes.

REALLY GUYS?! 35 ALERTS, I WILL NUKE ALL OD YOUR THREADS IF U DONT STOP NOW

-throws cereal into dumpster as sorry gift- -steals pessima and drives away-

crep. FLIPPI LETS GOO!!!!!! -drags flippi into the ubushu pessumah and slams the accelerator-

-throws sticks at you-
-you crash and die-
Now stop or I swear to god I will nuke you

got ninja'd.

twice.

NINJA'D BISH

Serry kerr8jooohn pls no nuke me. :c

I HAVE 2 FREAKIN PAGES OF ALERTS BECAUSE OF YOU TWO

But I really don't care cause now I've turned off notifications for people on my profile so spam away my dudes

he actually made a friggin bunker for me to hide in......now that's effort.

-THROWS MORE BUNKERS-

WOT? U CANT THREOW MOAR BUNDERS?!?!?! -THROWS MOERE GRAMMER CRAKERS-

-THROWS MORE BUMPS-

-THROWS MORE TDEV-

-THROWS MORE DUCKYS-

-THROWS MORE WHYS-

-FLOODS NOTIFICATIONS-
Pls STAHP posting m8
Jk Idc I'm leaving now anyways so bye