You know you play too much beamNG when

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  1. DriftinCovet1987

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    ...when almost half of your school assignments are BeamNG-related.

    Also, when you write a poem about the Pigeon...

    A tiny green truck driving down the streets,

    With a basic plastic interior and enclosed fiberglass body,

    Two rectangular headlights surrounding a black plastic grille,

    Black plastic bumpers on either end,

    A short bed, upright cab, and slightly-tapered front end,

    Three small, white steel wheels, one front and two rears,

    Three diesel-powered cylinders in a cast-iron block,

    Three speeds to choose from in the small transmission,

    Twenty-two seconds to sixty miles per hour,

    But take a turn too quickly,

    Tip,

    Tip,

    Whee!

    ...and begin to write a novel about a Pigeon, and start driving the Pigeon way too much, and race a Pigeon against a T-Series, and race the Pigeon on rally courses on JRI, and....well, you get the point.
     
  2. Alewyx

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    ...when you accidentaly call your mom's expedition as a gavril roamer.
     
  3. General S'mores

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    ...when you can't stop looking at a forum on BeamNG.
     
  4. Jota3214™

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    When you play this game since 2013
    (I started playing this since 2014)
     
  5. General S'mores

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    ...when you can't stop wanting a Ibishu Vertex.
     
  6. Jota3214™

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    I think, when @Inertia showed up the Vertex, everyone had a heart attack at that :)
     
  7. asf2424

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    when you find enjoyment in throwing wheels at other people's car windows
     
  8. General S'mores

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    ...when you crashed your car in RL because of BeamNG.
     
  9. Jota3214™

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    When you crash your lego car like BeamNG
     
  10. Ytrewq

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    When you look at a pink pencil with 'Lovely Pink' written on it and read it as 'Covet Pink'. (that has really happened to me)
     
  11. Giraffinator

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    When you name real cars by their BeamNG variant. I called a Ford F-150 a D-series a few times.
     
  12. General S'mores

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    When you remake the Barstow with a Charger.
     
  13. Spiicy

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    When you start creating a mod and get stressed, and then blender fucking crashes. :mad:
     
  14. General S'mores

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    When a shit bucket you own is alike the rusty mods in Beam.
     
  15. Copunit12

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    When you get 20 grand marshals on WCUSA just to chase down a H-series.
     
  16. General S'mores

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    When you break WCUSA.
     
  17. Mr.Blueboy

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    When you call a Toyota Camry a Pessima. (and when you call Gavril Gravel)
     
  18. General S'mores

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    When you keep changing camera shots in your SUV.
     
  19. Calarist

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    Off-topic:
    You think that a Camry is a Pessima? To me it looks more like a 626...
     
  20. Pyro Shepherd

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    When you renamed game files to the real life counterpart of the cars and forget the normal names of the cars in game
     
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