I'm talking about those dreams that wouldn't feel out of place in an absurdist comedy sketch. Here's what I dreamt last night: I was part of a group of four middle aged men attending a very well funded primary school talent show against our will. By "very well funded" I mean like giant choirs and stuff. I kept going to the bathroom every hour. Then the layout of the hallways changed and I couldn't find it anymore. So I decided to hold it, return to my middle aged friends and immediately started to sing like an amateur barbershop quartet. What we were singing was a poorly written ballad about African Americans and police brutality, set to the melody of an old slovenian evergreen song. I swear I'm not making this up. Then I woke up. My first thought was: What the f*ck did I dream? My second thought was: I have to share this before I forget most of it. What are your weird dreams? Extra: One dream ended with me falling out of the living room window on to some grass (uninjured) and then getting attacked by a german shepherd mutt wearing a flat cap.