Tonight on Top Gear:

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  1. Bolt2407_Beamfan

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    t'noight on yestergear
    hammon buys the entire peg of 2022 cars die-casts and plaises
    jermi gets a nhew mack suppehliner to transpert a macc ultralinr bud it goes wron
    an I die duea to ma organz explosidn
     
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  2. Grind86

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    Tonight: I drive the Vantastic in Utah.

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    Richard drives a Bruckell Bastion on a dirt track.

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    And James eats a Corn Dog.
     
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  3. Asusvivogamer

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    This pleasant morning on 4 speed automatic transmission ripped from the d-series
    Jamry goes to thicc burger

    Jamry:How much for the fatness and cholestrol special
    Cashier:M8 it is 10 dollars for 2 thicc pizza, 0 fatness++ burgers and 15 tacos with a huge bottle of ketchup.
    Jamry: Gimme 100
    Cashier: U idiot u will die
    Jamry: I don't care m8
    Cashier :u idiot it is $10000

    Later
    Jamry comes home and eats it all for lunch
    He dies
    Rats consume the rest of the food and die too of overeating
    Mixed fruit jam gets lost in a autron P1
    3M hammer hits the "new" pessima with a sledgehammer
     
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  4. Duh anime addict

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    Tonight on bottom gear...
    Richard crashes a corda:
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    And James obliterates a nissan kicks:
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  5. Asusvivogamer

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  6. XManic1995

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    Tonight

    Nissan roll over!
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    Richard drives a Tank on a scrap yard.
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    And James "Oh cock"
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  9. Grind86

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    Tonight: I drive a van with an armchair on top of it.

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    Hammond celebrates the United States of America.

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    James drives a Bruckell Moonhawk on a dirt track.

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  10. PowerstrokeHD

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    Tonight on Grand rip,
    Hammer drives a Toyota Corolla 2
    captain slow drives a defaced sand
    and I drive across a destroyed nuclear plant in a volks down
     
  11. PowerstrokeHD

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    Tonight on the low-range 6th gear
    Hammond get shot with a tranquilizer dart because I thought he a poacher
    "somebody's shot me"
    May get drunk on a plane and starts talking about the science of the Dacia Sandero at 500 words per minute
    "well it is interesting isn't it 10000 quid for a car that is better than a lada"
    and I remember how old I am
    "I'm 57"
     
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  12. PowerstrokeHD

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    Right lads
    Tonight on the grand gear,
    Hammond destroys a cherrier picnic
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    I rev a 1.9 TDI in Hammond's face.
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    and James has a music degree
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  13. Grind86

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    Tonight. I drive a Gavril Bluebuck.

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    Richard drives a Gavril Roamer.

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    And James eats some onion rings with ketchup.
     
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  14. XManic1995

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    Tonight French special

    I drive a brand new Cherrier Vivace
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    Richard drives a Cherrier Picnic GTI
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    And Catapult a Cherrier Back to France
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  15. Bolt2407_Beamfan

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    Tonight!
    I showcase my greatest invention, the C-Ray, an X-ray for cahs
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    Hammond makes a sentient monster
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    And Jaems dies in a cherrier panic
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  16. PowerstrokeHD

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    It is ok to bump this thread.
    tonight on the Top Gear Uk American bad mishmash
    tanner gets cancelled.
    Rutledge drives the new opel astra 1.5 diesel and mysteriously disappears
    and james gets in trouble for stealing a KitKat from the kwik trip and a double homicide.
     
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  17. Yash_gamin144

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    TONIGHT ON WHITE PEOPLE DOING STUFF THATS STUPID BUT COOL ANYWAYS.
    HEMROID SMASHES A FORD FOC- I MEAN A GAVRIL VERTEX INTO A SCHOOL BUS AND EXPLODES AND KILLS 287 KIDS
    JAMS DRIVES HIS CHERRIER PICNIC AND GOES TO STARBUCKS TO ORDER A Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet’N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice
    AND LASTLY, I SIT ON TOP OF MY KING SIZE MATRESS AND REGRET LIFE CHOICES!
     
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  18. boiskillhimmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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    Tonight!

    I made a clean body cut in a D-Series

    Hammond has engine low oil pressure light

    And James drag race a Civetta Scintilla with his 4Runner
     

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  19. PowerstrokeHD

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    On tonights program,
    hammond sues waffle house because he found a stale cigarette and hair in his food.
    I drive a 1989 Mercury Grand Marquis LS Colony Park Wagon.
    And Jeremy drives a smart roadster that shifts slower than a 12-speed in a semi truck
     
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  20. Matt_890s

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    sounds like something these 3 madlads would do!
     
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