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Looks like Im the first one lol. Anyway, here is mine: Tonight on Top Gear: I test headlights in my ETK... -Off! -On! May finds an empty can of Tasticola in his Wagon Pessima... -It is 7 years old? And Hammond does a burnout in his Roth Alpha.
OK my 100st post already: Tonight: James is riding in the jungle "Oh dear" I crash into a tree "Oh no" And Richard is missing something: "Clarkson!!!! Where's my hood?" --- Post updated --- West Coast special?
Tonight on no gear because it's a CVT transmission: James is testing the new ETK 1300 Series facelift prototype: "It looks exactly like the 800 series but taller. But still better than Cherrier Tograc." I drive the early access MOYAI CAR: "Will be available to the public whenever the skin pack with it feels finished." And Richard is doing the impossible: "Is that a car? Is that a plane- no wait it indeed is a car."
Tonight: I customize some number plates: Hammond crushes TR4SH And May is burning down H4MM0ND and 1S
Tonight on Bottom Gear I do a bank robbery in Ukraine and escape with a BelAZ- 75710 James gets kidnapped by Quebecois separatists And hammond fucking dies
Tonight: May test features on his offroad Kashira: "Airco, Sunroof, real luxery." Hammond thinks a Covet is ideal for offroading. "Hammond you idiot" And I test a Rally Car "Wonderfull"
Tonight: I drive a car with a sofa as a front seat May becomes a chav and runs from the rozzers and Hammond crashes a bus
This afternoon on Medium Gear: I taste exhaust fumes. May drives a forklift into a Tesco and Hammond gets kidnapped by Columbian drug lords.
Tonight on Bottom Gear I commit vehicular manslauther in Latvia Hammond overdoses on gasoline fumes And James sells his left kidney to tune his Lada Riva ''Wen dis baby hits 88 mils an hour m8, your gonna see som serios shite''