Once upon a time there was a Manfred who dressed up as a NOS wielding minivan excavator and went around doing burnouts everywhere. Do I win?
One day... there was a man named Steve... he was a carpenter. He was doing his job, cutting wood like normal until his shoulders were grabbed by someone he jumped and managed not to hurt himself. He spun around to find that it was his girlfriend... Steve was relieved to find twas someone he loved instead of a serial killer... She told Steve that she had something very important to say. Now, Steve was nervous he felt an odd feeling well up in his stomach she sounded very serious. She giggled and whispered to Steve "Ima furry" Steve screamed as his dreams crumpled before him. He suddenly shot up, finding out it was all a dream. He rolled over to wake his girlfriend to tell her about this odd dream to find her... uhh... "browsing" stuff on e612 *overly dramatic horror sound* ~FIN~ ...
*Was typing; "Its funnier than it is scary" then I saw the end...* WHAT THE ACTUAL FUZZ DID I JUST WATCH AND WTF IS THAT AND WHY IS IT CALLED ANGEL? Also...
