Stupid things you have tried

Just a place to make, share, discuss, maybe get help improving the more ridiculous things you have done in BeamNG.
I tried to make the bolide into a dragster capable of doing a wheelie without having too much horsepower I couldn't quite do it without increasing the power and it was way too bouncy for any map without a large flat area. Is there any way to make the wheels appear as big as they really are and if so is it easy?

 

You actually need to edit the 3d model to make the wheels bigger.

 

"I am Bolide!"
"And I am dragster!"
And this, is Jackass.

 

I know this is simple but how do I open it with blender?

 

For me, I import it.

 

1. Trying to make a car
2. Trying to get a girlfriend
3. Engine mods

 

Can I like a post, say, 17 times? Because I want to now.

 

hmmmmm................................................@#$%@$%@$@

 

lately i've been trying to get laid.


I also made a boat even though there's no buoyancy. meh

 

1. Life

 

Hmm, 2, definitely 2 (forum sig).
1 I havent tried. 2 I have done somewhat successfully quite a few times.

This thread could be alot more fun if moved to offtopic.
Otherwise I am just left with: rock crawling in a bolide, you can imagine how well that went.

 

tried to get my civic (in sig) through like 4 feet of a snow drift the other day (in NY, we have been buried under quite a lot of snow banks now)...bumper, fenders, headlights and radiator are all still in that snow drift. good thing I got the Taco to pull that bitch out. Waiting for all the parts to come to my house, so I can rope it all back together lol ill get some pix when I can. sad little car. still runs like a champ, without coolant (its cold enough outside lol)

 

lol, civic's, don't those get like, 0.5 hp? (joking)

 

My toothbrush makes more hp than a civic /joking

 

Getting a gym membership

 

HP doesn't matter when you are already doing 45 MPH lol (thought that the drift was mostly snow, turns out it was rock hard ice chunks. stood no chance)

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and haha, my dinky 1.7 makes around 115. still moves her nice, especially when I WOT shift. always a nice feeling chirping second gear and beating Windstars and Impalas lol

 

(imported from here)
sorry couldent help it lol.

anyway tried following my friends gps cause we were lost. it told me to turn right, so I did. it was pitch black outside so I couldent see there was no road there, when I turned I had about 2 car leginths ahead of me then a ditch that was twice as wide as my car and about twice as deep. I knew I couldent stop in time, so I put the pedal to the floor... turn right it said, itll be fun it said.

 

Oh a fellow New Yorker, how's it going man?

 

I've been to new york. Fun place.

 

I'm not sure if this is worse or not...