Ever wanted to share something that happened to you either in the game or irl? Leave it here! (Thats why its on off topic) --- Post updated --- Let me start, lets see if we can get something going on in here. One time, my school took my entire grade on a trip up to a Small town on the north of colombia (I live there). So we stayed 4 days in a "Ecohotel" (basically a hotel without regular appliences, so no fridge, no cable TV, No hot water early in the morning). But somehow, this room had a A/C. On the 2 day i woke up at 3 in the morning, just to Slip and almost break something. Why? The A/C was broken and covering the already slippery floor with condensation water.
Once upon a time. There was a little red riding hood girl, she wanted to visit her grandmother but a big bad wolf was watching the little girl. He knew that the girl wanted to visit her grandmother so he went to the grandmother house and ate her. When the girl arrived she entered her grandmother house and WHAM, she is eaten as well. za end ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This happened before but I'll just tell it here too. When I did jiu-jitsu, I used to do it in a really hot and humid gym (Thank you, Philippines). Everyone there was required to do it without a shirt. One day, I fought with this guy taller, bigger and stronger than me named Mark. Our bodies were soaked and sliding across the mat. We wrestled, mounted, hugged and got mixed in each other's sweat for ten minutes. The ending was the embarrassing part. I was on the ground facing his face while he was on top of me. I tried getting out by kicking his legs. While I was doing that, he was doing it too. At the same time, in front of twenty other guys, we kicked each other's shorts off. Our dicks and bodies, touching each other, got exposed to everyone in the gym. A silver lining that came out of this is that I won because of the embarrassment, he tapped out.
I seem to have dreams about video games all the time. One night, I dreamed that the train track in Kindiak Park (Nfs HS PS1) was a driveable area. I turned on NFS HS the next day, and sure enough, it was. That made me paranoid for the next month.
Since we are going into dream territory, When i was 8 or 9, my dad paid a World of Warcraft subscription that got shared with the whole family. I had a Mage and played all the time. This one time i imagined it came out of the screen while my apartment block was being invaded by orcs and i had to get in the game to fight them off while watching a minecraft letsplay video at the same time. The weirdest part is that i didnt knew minecraft existed in 2010.
Ooh, I have a story! My first kiss: In the same gym I mentioned above, I was fighting with my partner. He was just as big and muscled as the guy I also mentioned above. We were both very slippery and could not grab hold onto each other. We were already tired from wrestling for five minutes. Suddenly, two other guys who were wrestling rolled beside us. One of the other guys, pushed my partner's sweaty head into my face. He used that kiss as an advantage for me to tap out, but I didn't. From afar, it looked like we were cuddling and making out naked in the mats. He wouldn't let go of my head so for 30 seconds, his lips were on mine. In the end, he tapped out because I pinned his arm as revenge. --- Post updated --- Also, today, I'm still straight.
Sort of could of died. So, I am overweight, but not bad or anything, and I don't have that much stamina. Me, my father and mother were outside in the yard trying to get 2 bushes out of the ground to replace with some rose bushes. we were on the first tree, and because of a huge root, my father wanted me to pull the tree with a rope around my waist while he hit the root with an axe. After a few minutes, I got really tired and slightly dizzy, so I sat down on a unstable chair when leaning back. (I didn't care) As soon as my father looked away, I fell backwards on the chair and hit my head on the asphalt. Luckily, I was right there beside them so they came quick. from the time we went to the doctors a few weeks later, my father said that he gave me CPR (he is a veteran, so he is more than trained). I think I remember everything going black, than waking up and, really, me not hurting that much. After the fall, my mother had her head on my lap. I was totally fine in a few hours. Thanks For Reading!
Here's mine: When i was in 7th grade, during a field trip, i smuggled in some stuff i'm not allowed to bring, one was a Marlboro cigarette's i was going to sell to a friend for 10 pesos, i also brought a few porn magazines to give to a horny classmate who claimed that he can jizz farther than anyone and vodka that i hid in a plastic bottle, when i arrived to the camping site, i called my classmate who wanted the porn magazine, i to him to pay, he paid around 50 pesos to get all the porn mag's, i then called my friend who wanted the cigarette's and he paid 10 pesos, later on i noticed one of the counselor's holding something, i looked closer and saw that he was holding the porn magazines i sold to a classmate, he was scolding the guy and asking where he got it, he said i did and when the counselor asked me, i denied everything and the guy got suspended for a week, i also got suspended because they noticed that the plastic bottle i filled with vodka, even the friend i sold the cigarette's to got suspended, i got a punishment from mom and had to take care of the house as punishment.
Since no one is posting, here's a story: (It's still about jiu-jitsu, but it's not homoerotic anymore.) Just last week, I got a new partner. She's almost the same size of me and I'd give her a solid 9/10. We shortly became best friends. I can't concentrate on jiu-jitsu anymore because of my partner. However, I love it. Help.
Okay, so here's a story. So in jiu-jitsu, we had a homework where we are supposed to practice with our partner at home. You could tell this was a "good" idea. So me and my partner (she) go to my house. We eat snacks and talk before practicing. We go to my room which is quite big. We then start fighting. She's been practicing longer than me so after a few minutes, she gets on top. We make eye contact. She then gives me "kiss me" eyes and moves her head closer to mine. We then start making out in my room instead of practicing. By the time we finish and decide to practice, thirty minutes has already passed.
Not really that much of a story, but I used to be steam friends with @Initial D , but he defriended me and blocked me because........... I said one of his sentences didn't make sense. EDIT: I didn't feel like posting this "story" on my account, or as a thread, because its stupid if you do it that way, so I posted it here.
When your really wanting to get out the building (an apartment), go on the elevator, go in first, and you get trapped alone. I believe I was in there for like, 15-20 minutes, but I don't know exactly. Some Fire Fighters pried open the door, and I got out. I'm lucky I got out, and i'll (hopefully) never go into an elevator first again.
I was on the way to my grandmothers house with my sister and dad in our Celica GT(I was about 8-9) and a 40ft truck was slowing everyone down. He pulled over so everyone could drive past. As we went past one of the doors opened on the trailer and smashed the passenger window and bent the roofline a ton-none of us were in the passenger seat. I was covered in glass and me and my dad went to say something to the driver. He said it had happened 3 times that day. To sum it up, our car was written off and the truck driver was a knob for not taking the wretched thing back to where he worked. I never go behind trucks with doors like the dry van trailer in BeamNG. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It was my older brother's like, 11th birthday and he had it at an airsoft place that used to be in my town called Havok. I decided to join their airsoft game, but it was the pump shotgun sort of guns. I was super weak and had to have someone else pump it every time. Afterwards, on our way home I was on an I-Pad playing games while we were at a stoplight. I heard the sound of like a tire popping, but without the hissss at the end. I look up and on the other side of the intersection, I saw a white sedan had been T-boned by a gray truck (it was a Ford which makes a lot of sense. Just kidding.) The bad thing though, is that there was a toddler in the gray truck.
