so I was at a lego convention on a cruise ship, probably the titanic, and the iceberg came up, and we stopped, and there was a cave in it, and a giant squid came out and started walking around the ship, eating people, and it turned out it wasn't a squid, it was Jontron wearing the skins of several squids (there were no black people in this dream), and there was a town inside the ship, like that part in Hitman: Absolution where they have the exploding pigs, and Jontron settled down, and got a bunch of short, fat women to be his bodyguards, and they wore bikinis, and then I was rudely awakened by my mother
I've had several weird dreams myself but... what the heck? This sounds both awesome and scary at the same time.