How does one get a sexy profile picture?

How does one get a sexy profile picture?

 

1. Get camera
2. Take off shirt
3. ?????
4. Profit!

 

Lol I mean how do I get a picture like yours when I post? Ive looked everywhere for options.

 

Ok. Ok. THis is a very delicate matter. Follow these instructions carefully.
1. go to your local grocery store and buy a cucumber. A big one. The biggest one you can find. You also need 4 liters of pepsi and 1 pound of flour.
2. Go to your local hardware store and buy some gorilla glue
3. Go to your local swag store and buy some aviator glasses, and a plaid scarf
4. Go home and get in front of your bathroom mirror.
5. Get your camera out
6. remove your shirt
7.put the aviators on and wrap the scarf around your neck
8. Pour all of the pepsi onto your body. make sure you get a lot on your bare chest and stomach
9. Wait one minute
10. pour all of the flour onto your body
11. Now, put a whole bunch of gorilla glue on the center of your chest, in between your nipples.
12. Now place the cucumber in said glue, pointing up.
13. Take that damn picture. This will be the sexiest picture you have ever taken. Treasure it. MAKE SURE it is on your wedding and funeral slideshows.

 

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I've seen your username before & thought "VE Calais" but just assumed you were European or something.
You actually do mean Holden!!

 

I always presumed he lived in Calais in France

 

Yes! Im a huge fan of the 1988 VL Calais, and yes im Aussie.

 

great to see another aussie holden fan, although, ford do make some good cars.

(aussie pride)