Best quotes on the BeamNG forums.

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  1. Chernobyl

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    Post the funniest or best quotes you've ever heard on the BeamNG forums. Mine is this from Hati-"Putting a toothpick under my large toenail and kicking a wall makes me feel a myriad of emotions" Makes me laugh every time.
     
  2. TechnicolorDalek

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    that thing
     
  3. Chernobyl

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    Oh god.
     
  4. thevidmaster

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    "im 100% sure im not a pirate and you're less important than me here" -car lover. i know somebody has that as their signature and it brings a smile to my face whenever i see it.
     
  5. Petrovsky

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    Here's a fun quote:


    *slamming face on the keyboard*

    -AwesomeSauce
     
  6. WrongBrothers

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    AwesomeSauce has some good quotes.

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    Two AwesomeSauce quotes combined are funny:

    also u dont have the badge ur a pirate -AwesomeSauce
    who says im a pirate just cus i dont have the bage im not a pirate -AwesomeSauce

    The logic in those two posts combined is under -9000.
     
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  7. Petrovsky

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    >implying awesomesauce uses logic
     
  8. SixSixSevenSeven

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    >implying awesomesauce has a recordable IQ
     
  9. Kitteh5

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    I don't know if I have any good quotes. but there is one from Gabe that I like, "It'll hall all your laods with no problems- President Obama."
     
  10. TechnicolorDalek

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    *Oboama, Mr President
     
  11. TheAdmiester

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  12. randomshortguy

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    By far the best conversation:

    Gabester: We plan to implement a modular parts system, so that a multitude of different variants can be constructed in-game.

    DoNotEat: So I can like, ingame, replace the pickup bed with a flatbed, then tie down a porta-potty on it and then record a hilarious youtube video of me driving this assembly off a parking garage into a picnic area full of children?

    Gabester: I see no problem with this.

    Here >Gavril-D15
     
  13. CTJacob

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    I miss donoteat... He once made like a full 10 paragraph post on ror forums about a guy saying he was gonna light another member on fire and bury there body or something along those lines. The whole post was explaining how that wouldn't work down to every... single... detail. Best thing ever.
     
  14. Cwazywazy

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    Some Awesomesauce awesome sauce:

    english isnt my natural language stop criticizing me :mad:

    who says im a pirate just cus i dont have the bage im not a pirate


    why would u change gears just put it in highest gear bc it has more power


    i think it shoud have a stick coming out of the floor


    im not even gona try to convince u im not trolling anymore i dont care what you belive or who u belive i can still use this website adn not get insuilted :mad:


    all uk drivers suck

    get a beter computer
    also u dont have the badge ur a pirate

    what u mean im best speller 20/10 spelling uu suck at speling unlicke me

    When I buy games on steam (wich I rarely do because I pirate most of my games anyway) I ask my dad to go through the checkout process (because I don't own a credit card) and then I give him the money... (I think this may have been his brother..)


     
  15. Narwhal

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    my signature is by far my favorite
     
  16. B25Mitch

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    Gabe, after being questioned for not listing BeamNG.drive as his favorite game:

     
  17. TheFastRacer

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    This has to be one of the most iconic sentences of this forum. This is just so funny.. Haha lol
     
  18. HadACoolName

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    That was gonna be mine :p
    americans..png
     
  19. Zappymouse

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    Died laughing at this.

     
  20. VeyronEB

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    Yea and that other time were he made somebody believe he had been captured by the secret Chinese police and they posted a serious thread about it :p
     
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