BeamNG In An Alternate Universe

Alewyx · Jan 11, 2019

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-back in late 2017, EA bought BeamNG
-in July 2018, Amazon, (now renamed "Jeff Bezos Co.") buys EA
-at this point, Jeff Bezos Co. owns 90% of world GDP, and has established his own country with a tyrannic rule over the whole world
-after an update to beamNG, you are able to export BeamNG cars to Need For Speed.
-immediately, NFS payback is flooded with time trial records from 60,000hp meshslap cars
-EA tries desperately to delete BeamNG from existence, but hackers keep posting copies of it everywhere
-Jeff bezos sees this and shuts down the internet, in an attempt to rid the universe of this monstrosity
-Ivan Iochkov hacks into Jeff Bezos Co.'s servers, and replaces Jeff Bezos's name in all the documents to his name
-Ivan Iochkov becomes ruler of the world
- creates new soviet union
- Elon musk is in charge of making a people's car
- Iochkov demands that he makes IRL meshslap supercars, based directly off beamng mods.
-Musk starts making chassis based off grand marshals, and then puts up-scaled Bugatti veyron bodies on them made out of tinfoil
-when it is released to the public, 12y/os immediately all place orders for new cars
-while this is happening, the people are forming a rebellion against the new USSR
-Iochkov's army goes after them, its fleet consisting of millions of tank-drones built on top of pigeon chassis
-After fleeing on a small fishing boat over the atlantic ocean, Tdev finds gabester, barely able to move as his RSI worsened from fighting Iochkov's pigeon-drones. Tdev tries to persuade gabester to help to shut them down, as, being the creator of the pigeon, he knows its inner workings. after a wave of drone attacks, however, gabester is left wounded beyond his ability to live. before dying, he instructs TDev to find Jalkku, his disciple, explaining that he has passed all his information on. after trekking back to bremen, he discovers that jalkku had fled, and taken all of the hard drives with him. TDev quickly figured out that he had gone back to his homeland, so he went west, journeying closer to finland, knowing how close was to moscow, Iochkov's home base. after finding out that finland managed to break free from the new USSR already, TDev swiftly made his way towards Jalkku's home town, vaguely remembering the address from a discussion they had a few years ago. When TDev finally found him, he discovered a massive fortress built around the town, and jalkku inside his house, sipping on a cup of coffee, typing out code. upon entering the house, jalkku informed him that they had started work on an attempt to defeat Iochkov - dubbed BeamngNG, but jalkku explained that they needed to write a new source code, as the current version could have easily been reverse engineered by Iochkov's goons. hearing this, TDev started work on remaking the game engine in vulkan, but realised he needed help. After making a cup of coffee for him, Jalkku handed TDev the keys to an e100 corolla, then went back inside and continued coding. TDev set off once again, cup of coffee in his hand, embarking on another great pilgramage, this time to find Pricorde - the only person who could help him. After trekking for many moons, TDev finally found a secluded temple in bhutan, where he found Pricorde meditating. After informing Pricorde of the issue, Pricorde opens his eyes, pulls a dusty old harddrive out of his robe, hands it to TDev, and simply says "just use rigs of rods lol." At this, he shut his eyes once again, going back into a semi conscious state. TDev searched through the hard-drive, and found a copy- a buggy, unreleased dev build of the game. he shoved it into his backpack made his way back to the fortress in finland. upon returning, TDev explained the situation to Jalkku, and he immediately started working on porting the pigeon to RoR, in hope of finally ending this chaos that has befallen the world. after yet another 2 days of work, Jalkku had successfully made the pigeon extremely floppy, and TDev, with a coffee machine at his side, had managed to single-handedly port rigs of rods to Vulkan, and make the AI even worse than that of recen BeamNG, optimising it enough to take over Iochkov's pigeon drones. both of them got in the car, and set off for moscow, going around via siberia. once they got to a small village, they paid a farmer to trade his veyron-grand marshall for the corolla, and they continued forward, incognito. they sneaked into moscow, and, after making their way into the building housing the ex-bezos co's servers, they found beamng, and replaced it with beamngNG. after rushing out of the bulding, they noticed that, despite raising the alarm, no drones came after them. a chuckle of relief came from both of thm, as they realised what they had done!
-the people overthrow the new USSR, Ivan falls, land is broke breaks up into smaller countries
-everything goes back to normal, except BeamNG has their own country in central europe.
-mfw
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I'd pay a LOT of money to see that as a move lmao

SubaruSTI07™ · Jan 12, 2019

Deleted. I dont want the sh*t i wrote to actually happen to this game lol.

General S'mores · Jan 13, 2019

The game has a official Chicago-based map in-game by 2020.

Danny Werewolf · Jan 13, 2019

In an Alternate Universe, BeamNG.Drive actually took a contract from Hollywood to simulate some stunts.
Yes, Hollywood actually did that.

Nathan24™ · Jan 20, 2019

Official alternative body styles for the Beam cars.

SwiftHyena2593 · Jan 22, 2019

Danny Werewolf said: ↑

I wanna say I hate this, but being a furry......I wouldn't be surprised at all if that existed XD.
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your not the only furry here anymore.

Cutlass · Jan 22, 2019

Ivan and Ted bundy run beamng, everyone is mad at gabester because he reuploads mods,

BannedByAndroid · Jan 23, 2019

TheMultiTuber™ said: ↑

Ted bundy
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What the f is ted bundy

Cutlass · Jan 23, 2019

The F12 of Maranello said: ↑

What the f is ted bundy
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Idk why I said that. He was a deranged cereal killrr
Yes, I said that on purpose

Crispy06 · Jan 23, 2019

BeamNG Drive would have roblox graphics and have no soft body physics O_O

Alex_Farmer557 · Jan 23, 2019

Beamng but it's got every car and every manufacturer, the maps are fullsize 1:1 scale versions of countries

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