Frankenstein Pessima 1.0

And that's how I got pressured into buying the 1988 Civic this was based on. It's hard to say no to buying something that was far more crappy than the seller's picture shows, but after a 3 hour trip by train to Long Island just to see it, you just don't wanna walk away empty handed after expecting to drive home in a fresh whip. Especially when all your friends came with you and would have to endure a longer trip home if you said no and are also asking you pls buy car.

Thanks for the good review btw! I really appreciate it!

Thanks for the good review! I also love total crap cans - in fact, a good chunk of the like 5 cars I've owned since I turned sixteen almost three years ago now were (or still are!) crapcans, the worst of them being this 1988 civic sedan I bought for just $600 a couple of summers ago, which this mod is based off of - so basically, I'd say I got enough experience to know what I'm doin!

Thanks for the good review! I suggest you simply slap on a cheap spoiler and fartcan exhaust for an instant +300 HP. Trust me on this. Also use a McDonalds tray as an improvised rear-wheel skidplate like the one I found half-disintegrated while cleaning out the trunk of the old 88 civic sedan DX I bought for $600 two years ago (which the car mod is based off of lol)

Thanks for the good review! The first "80s" picture and the last two with my plate mods are from Los Injuros, and the other pics which are also the thumbnail pics are from a very old but very small Bronx map. Please PM me if you need help acquiescing these files - the latter might be hard to find because idt it's on the repository anymore!

Thank you so much - it means a lot to me! You could always do both, preferably the latter and then the former lol. Also if you like my kinda mods imma release [SPOILER ALERT] an "ETK E-Series" crappy ETK trim mod where the "E" stands for "Economy" so keep your eyes peeled for that and more of the good stuff coming from me!

Absolutely haram - only cheese pizza allowed (Rt tho thanks for the good review fam!)

Thanks for the good review! Yeah I made it to be really annoying even for me when shifting into third and forgetting that there IS no third so then you over rev the already beaten engine to death proper!

Thanks for the good review! I wish I could do that for my own old cars IRL!

I think the real victim is the poor chump who bought it without knowing about all its problems (me with my 88 civic DX sedan, circa about 2 years ago)

Hey, thanks for the good review! You just reminded me I should probably put that the car itself is based off of my old 1988 Honda Civic which got stolen!