*You can also read its story in the in-game description, if you'd prefer*
Once upon a time...
...a long, long time ago, nearing the end of the Reagan Era...
...in a ghetto deep inside the Inner City...
there had lived an Ibishu Pessima.
As the boxy beaut that it had been, one would think that this would be the kind of car that family members would pass on to kin to preserve the legacy of geometrical cars we will never see manufactured again in the future. On the contrary - this particular Pessima was instead treated like a cheap piece of sCRAP metal since its second owner came about. Generation after generation sold it down to one another, marketing it as a 'two-owner car' (a lie), and each successive owner fixed it on an increasingly minimal basis and with cheaper and cheaper parts. Now, after dozens of owners, what was once a half-decent Pessima has now transformed - via a motley of crappy used replacement parts - into something that simply isn't really a Pessima anymore (I mean, just look at the poor thing)...
'A $600 steal!' says the Craigslist ad; but the only thing up for stealing was the vibrance of what started out as a noice car. Now, nearing the end of its life, and given its clear dilapidation, this Pessima likely seeks to fall apart on its final owner at the worst moment, killing them in the process. Although we cannot be certain for sure who that may be, what we can be sure about is that , for starters, this will indeed happen, and it's just a matter of when; BUT - last but not least - what is made clear is that this hunk of metal and scrap parts is no Ibishu Pessima; it is instead...THE FRANKENSTEIN PESSIMA...
- A motley of sketchy/beater-y parts for use on any 1988 model Pessima!
- Config descriptions that actually took me a really long time to write!
- A 1.0L engine that's probably the slowest/crappiest engine for the Pessima to ever exist as of this time of writing!
- A custom skin!*
- Did I mention a beater variant - "Frankenstein's Last Ride" - that comes with a blown version of the 1.0L engine and an even crappier parts/tuning config!?
And last, but certainly not least...
So what are you waiting for? Download today to experience driving what is essentially a living nightmare of what was once an LX trim Pessima! You should probably do it before poor Frankenstein breaks down or gets busted once and for all! (admittedly, it'll probably be because of brake failure...)
- A pair of what's probably some of - if not the - most hilariously trashy crapcan cars on the repository!
It's a miracle he's been bought and sold countless times yet hasn't been sold for scrap (yet!) - try this miracle for yourself!
*A big thanks to ItsJustCurtis for providing the base skin off of which I made edits for this mod - if you like it, I encourage you to download his very well-made Trampy Skin Pack mod, which was one of my inspirations for getting into modding!
P.S.: This mod goes very well with my suspicious license plates mod!
*Please feel free to PM me if you have any questions, concerns, or anything like that, and pretty please PM me if you have any problems instead of using the review section - I'll respond to and fix them ASAP that way! Also, if you like the mod, I encourage you to leave a good review if you have the time so that I know to make more good-quality beater-y content for you in the future! Thanks!
Frankenstein Pessima 1.0
A car on its last legs that's been abused and repaired with a motley of sketchy parts over decades