Crash Cartel Model 69 6.9

Crash Cartel Model 69: Mow Like a Boss!
Hey Lawn Conquerors!

Tired of those wimpy mowers that choke on a blade of grass? Meet the Crash Cartel Model 69, the beast that eats grass for breakfast and spits out perfection.

Power Like No Other

• Turbocharged Engine: So powerful, it might just take off!
• Titanium Alloy Blades: Sharper than your neighbor's envy.

Eco-Friendly? Meh.

• Runs on pure, unadulterated power (and a bit of gas).
• Carbon footprint? More like a carbon boot-print, right on the face of nature.

Safety? Pfft.

• Comes with a warning label bigger than the mower. (We're legally obligated to care.)

The Bottom Line If you want to mow your lawn, get any old mower. If you want to declare war on your lawn and claim victory every weekend, get the Crash Cartel Model 69. Your grass will never know what hit it!

Order now and we'll throw in a pair of sunglasses. Because you'll need them to handle all the awesomeness.

Disclaimer: The Crash Cartel Model 69 is not responsible for the death of any squirrels or jealous neighbors. Mow responsibly.