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There was an explosion at a cheese factory earlier - de Brie everywhere.

"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you." - Jeremy Clarkson

"When in doubt, flat out" - Colin Mcrae

"If you’re in control, you’re not going fast enough." - Parnelli Jones

“Racing cars which have been converted for road use never really work. It's like making a hard core adult film, and then editing it so that it can be shown in British hotels. You'd just end up with a sort of half hour close up of some bloke's sweaty face.” - Jeremy Clarkson