Read the lyrics, and back in '88, I'd say he'd have a beater '67 Ford fullsize wagon. Nowadays, a beater Oldsmobile Silhouette seems right. An Arizonan DIYer, whose second car, a 1982 Dodge Ram 150 he's had since it was new, just lunched its transmission, and will now be replaced with a newer truck? Budget: $12500.
Used Ferrari California A Japanese girl looking for a cheap but very different Japanese car for the equivalent of $2000
Used Daihatsu Copen. A 56-year-old retired soldier who wants to take up gardening, searching for a $32k pickup truck?
Mid-range Ram 2000. An Argentinian pet store worker who has a budget of $300 for track racing. He wants the car to be useable on roads. --- Post updated --- Ford Model T with LS swap, NOS, ricer stickers, trailer and big wing...in a piece of paper.
Ok, back on topic. Someone who's really into minivans but is also a car guy and doesn't want to be bullied because he drives a minivan. Budget: $10000.
Mercedes R-Class. A German 26-year-old, looking for his first brand-new car, with a budget of €10.5k?
Peugeot 406 Coupé Used NC Mazda MX-5 Modified A British man looking for a cheap £1000 People Carrier (Minivan) for his young family
Ford Galaxy A Dutch pothead who's looking for a car to go on a trip with some friends. They have 2000 Euros to spend. Maybe it's me
A cheap American car, like a beater GM A-/B-/C-Body, a Jeep Cherokee, a Ford Explorer, a Jeep Cherokee, or a Chevy Blazer (in that order). A Latvian exchange student and gearhead in Miami, looking for a $1500 car to last him through the year?