injuries

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  1. 2000ToyotaCorolla

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    i don't know why i posted this but i guess some people might post on this pretty much just talking about injuries you've had i was injured last knight because i jumped off a diving board then ruptured my eardrum so i cant hear right out of my left ear p.s. don't post gruesome images
     
  2. SixSixSevenSeven

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    pretty sure theres an injuries thread already, but hey ho.

    I seem to have a knack for avoiding injuries, though should I cut myself theres a right old mess as my blood clots at a rate far far slower than human average (very very similar symptoms to haemophilia).

    Otherwise I've walked off being hit by cars, physically picked up and thrown, numerous bicycle accidents, assaulted in the street. Apparently I'm unkillable. Oh but then I tripped on gravel and gave myself a permanent knee injury that results in me regularly walking with a limp, a knee that regularly collapses from underneath me or gives excruciating pain that I cant put weight on. Thats it, hit by cars, survive cars rolling down embankments, assaulted, but no just trip over on some gravel and i now have the right knee of a 90 year old
     
  3. Slammington

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    So you were assaulted and thrown, but a slip and fall is what messed you up the most?

    Life is really weird sometimes..
     
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  4. Narwhal

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    Skinned my knee a long time ago from falling down on my bike and sliding. Broken(well fractured) wrist from snowboarding. A couple small scars now from when i was trying to learn clips on my bike and rear half of my leg hit the front gear. Tripped over my cousin playing football and my knee hit his teeth. IDK how that happened. He was fine, i got a giant slice in my knee though, shouldve had stitches. have a pretty big scar now. Possibly broken toe, cant remember, but its locked so probably. Separated AC joint(not bad) playing football at school during lunch. Various cuts from cutting sharp metal for projects or whatever. And the many cuts/scrapes from breaking stuff because of my anger issues.
     
  5. SixSixSevenSeven

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    Yup, basically. Also got a scar on my forehead from tripping over a loose carpet and hitting head.

    One of the throwing incidents did knock me out and leave me with concussion admittedly, and a biking accident also left me concussed, but both of those were eventually walk it off rather than omg all your bones are broken and you're bleeding everywhere.


    The knee is great. Fell down the stairs last Friday because it gave out from underneath me.
     
  6. Slammington

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    Yikes. You should see a professional about the knee, if you haven't already.
     
  7. SixSixSevenSeven

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    NHS waiting lists yo, and NHS losing referrals yo.

    Suspect torn ligaments/tendons that never healed correctly and bone chipping within the joint. It should have been x-rayed at the time and wasn't
     
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  8. EruptionTyphlosion

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    For some reason I have never been hurt by fire (Even though I've come in contact with it a lot), but I still have a scar from when I burned my finger on a hot plate when I was 5.
     
  9. ¿Carbohydration?

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    Woah... Must've been a HOT plate. 1st degree burn, sure... But a scarring burn from a hot plate?!?!?
     
  10. EruptionTyphlosion

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    No clue how. Still have the scar at the base of my left pointer finger.
     
  11. ¿Carbohydration?

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    My biggest scar was when I was 8 or 9 I jumped off the Playhouse and fell with my chin going right onto a wooden chest corner. It Bled and I got stitches.
     
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    i once got a paper cut
     
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  13. ¿Carbohydration?

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    I once got one that bled. :(
     
  14. 2000ToyotaCorolla

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    i broke my leg falling off a chair when i was 5
     
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    I was sitting on a bench a few years ago with my hand on the seat of the bench. An extremely obese man sat on my hand, and, long story short, I sprained my thumb from that.
     
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  16. EruptionTyphlosion

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    Error on my end
     
  17. fivedollarlamp

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    My bad.
     
  18. holographicdreams

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    huehuehuehuehuehue

    I don't have any injuries because i'm careful when i do things.
     
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    I barely remember it, but I was walking to the dentist with my mother on a windy day. I think I tripped (it was a sidewalk) and broke my nose (I think it was bleeding). Maybe 6 or 7 when that happened, but I don't see or feel anything wrong nowadays. Suprisingly, I barely get hurt, but that is because I barely get out the house.
     
  20. 2000ToyotaCorolla

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    wow that couldnt be true everyones cut themself before not in an emo way like you fell and got cut buy somthing\
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    my post was for the one befor yours
     
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