How do I get a job at Area 51?

I saw that my last thread was deleted for "Being a useless thread" just because it looked like a joke.
It wasn't a joke and it wasn't useless.

Anyway. Is this a recruit thing or is this long time in the military sort of thing, because I was recently thinking about how people get to all this information.

Exactly what sort of education would it require to land a decent job in the air force?

What should be my goals down the road?

 

Maybe you should give it a better title instead of "how to I get a job at Area 51".

 

How do we know that Area 51 is even a real thing? Anyways, if it is real, they're not gonna let some outsider like you into it. No offense, but I'm 100% certain it requires tens of years of knowledge and training, plus crazy background checks and so on. Good luck is all I have to say for you if it's real and you actually want a job there...

 

Just be a test pilot, thats the point of area 51. The A-12/SR-71, F117, and plenty of other planes were tested and developed there, and they all need pilots. Specifically test pilots.

 

Hack into Hillary Clinton's gmail account.

 

Can you answer and contribute to my question instead of being the biggest asshat you can be to cause drama?

 

So I have to be specifically a test pilot? What about the scienfic sector? I don't believe that there are aliens at area 51 but researching in new spacecraft technologies would be pretty neat.

 

To put it simply, I don't think this is the best place in asking how to even apply if you're really that serious, because I don't think any of us would give a much better answer, besides sarcastic remarks or such. I'm just saying.

 

Oh. Alright.

 

Tdev,we need you!

 

Paint one self green or purple, add a tinfoil hat and walk up to the gates and say "I come in peace"

 

thats how

 

You become a government official. Almost no one goes to Area 51 daily, because it is so remote. You just need to move to Nevada, become a government official, or just live in Area 51 avoiding everything.
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You don"t get a job on the Area 51.Unless Aliens hire you!And hug you.

 

Or you can ask the alien overlord to land there and then you and your alien comrads can check it out.

 

all you have to do is just hack into the government computers! they'll see that you're very smart and give you a job!