Haha, everyone starts at some point. Everyone needs to develop a love for cars before they learn all about them. You'll learn all about cars in the future, don't worry
People will probably think I'm crazy for this, but oh well. 1990 Chrysler Imperial. Transmissions don't have that great of a reputation and they aren't that fast, but they are comfortable, have many nice luxury options, look elegant and sophisticated, have indestructible engines, and are extremely cheap to buy now.