Update Speculation thread

So a giant food blender!
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Hmm! So, in essence, it's kind of a precursor to hydraulic technologies being applied in larger scale (Citroen's bump-ironing, self-levelling, 3-wheeling, brake-locking, steering wheel-straightening hydropneumatic suspension anyone?) and, also, it's quite possibly part deux on the hydraulic pumps the MD-/T-Series feature! Great analysis!
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Don't we already have ropeables in the form of the limit straps on the rear 4-link solid axle of the D-Series D35 SuperPig and the D15 Crawler Crew Cab/Rock Racer/Pre-Runner models, plus the rear swing axle(s) of the Stambecco, the 4-link solid rear axle of the SP Dunekicker and both the front and rear 4-link solid axles of the SP Rockbasher? We've been having these straps since the 0.21 Update of December 15th 2020! Unless we're talking about further development!

 

I'm guessing that the next teasers will be about the new / refreshed vehicle ( if we actually get one in 0.37 ) ...

 

Who else is waiting for @ManfredE3 to make his regular post?

 

To be fair, even with 0.14, we still got some vehicle-related content, with the SBR4 refresh.

Hopefully, there's still at least some vehicle/map-related content, as well, but honestly, I do like the idea of giving the props remasters. Hopefully, the old cannon gets some attention, as well.

I feel like he's waiting for a more substantial teaser (i.e. a car/map) to release his post.

 

Hear me out: We'll get the official addition of the splitable covet mod so we can do this:

 

man I miss the splitable covet mod

 

@SF1NX already did it for this update better than I ever could:

 

Thank you, I feel honoured.

 

OK, then. let's see what I can do.

green = it is certain we will see this in the next update
yellow = we might see it soon, maybe even in the next update
red = it won't happen, or it's in development limbo

• weird blue spinning thing: some suggest that this is a remake of the giant spinner or the giant crusher
• hamster wheel remaster: there seems to be a truck wheel attached to a motor which seems to power a large spinning object, it is widely suggested that this is a giant hamster wheel, which is getting a remaster
• car remaster or a new car: so far, none of the teasers have been pointing to a car remaster or a new car, which leads me to believe that v0.37 will be an update that is focused on props
• that new car that we won't get until mid-2026: it is said that this new car has advanced features, which makes me believe this new car is a modern-day car