Inspired by BeamNG... and a few choice mods. Lyrics: I'm a crash test dummy and I don't mean to boast. But I can fly through a windshield then ride a fence post! You'll wanna take this turn and hit that gravel! And watch as my sanity begins to unravel! I got chucked from this heap when we wrecked! Luckily I'm not anatomically correct. Whoever made me didn't make me any clothes! I'm just a big crash test dummy in my death throes! I got chucked from this heap when we wrecked! Luckily I'm not anatomically correct. Whoever made me didn't make me any clothes! I'm just a big crash test dummy in my death throes! Blurry white lines and traffic cones. (traffic cones) I'm a ragdoll, Nooby! I ain't got any bones! Just sit on back and watch my little world burn. Oh, hey. Heads up. Here comes a really sharp turn! We're slidin' into overdrive! Ya I've got problems but where should I start? I think I'm losing my mind. I'm freakin' falling apart! It's all nodes and beams and I'm a digital slinky! Hey, is that a colossal egg plant? (Oh, that's kinky!) I'm emo af but what else can I be? My entire purpose for being is to become debris. I got a leg over here, a butt over there. Those are the horrors of being self-aware! Blurry white lines and traffic cones. (traffic cones) I'm a ragdoll, Scooby! I ain't got any bones! Just sit on back and watch my little world burn. Oh, hey. Heads up. Here comes a really sharp turn! We're slidin' into overdrive! Take this ramp and hit this wall! Blow that cliff and take that fall! Hold on tight for sphincter's sake. When you hit rock bottom you become a pancake! You got a bent frame and your coolant is leaking. Ope, there goes a wheel and your suspension is squeaking. I just saw your doors gain the miracle of flight! Ma lord, I think your fuel tank is about to ignite! Blurry white lines and traffic cones. (traffic cones) I'm a ragdoll, Dooby! I ain't got any bones! Just sit on back and watch my little world burn. Oh, hey. Heads up. Here comes a really sharp turn! We're slidin' into overdrive! I'm hurtin' through the point of no return! Huh. I wasn't aware that my butt cheeks could burn! With all the missing wheels and twisted steel. Does this even qualify as an automobile?! Blurry white lines and traffic cones. (traffic cones) I'm a ragdoll, Scooby! I ain't got any bones! Just sit on back and watch my little world burn. Oh, hey. Heads up. Here comes a really sharp turn! We're slidin' into overdrive! I'm emo af but what else can I be? My entire purpose for being is to become debris. I got a leg over here, a butt over there. Those are the horrors of being self-aware! Blurry white lines and traffic cones. (traffic cones) I'm a ragdoll, Booby! I ain't got any bones! Just sit on back and watch my little world burn. Oh, hey. Heads up. Here comes a really sharp turn! We're slidin' into overdrive! ah, AH, IBISHU! (Bless you!) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Copyright Chasm 2024. All rights reserved.
Display of the CrashHard Dummy 2.0 mod in this video is by permission of @CrashHard. Direct links to the official mod itself are included below the lyrics in the video's description.
Thanks, man. And thanks for the inspiration. BeamNG just wouldn't be as awesome without your contributions.
