Update Speculation thread

ooh boy
amping it up

 

I already knew that, S____!

 

Skibidi Toilet! my favourite
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who else wants to do the challenge

 

what challenge
the offline 4 days thing?

 

yes. not offline tho, i was still liking posts

 

ah
i mean sure i'll participate if it's okay

 

do not speak of the man in the toilet.

I already did the challenge, right after I got 200 gems I beat it 2nd try and the Keymaster gave me access to the basement

 

the chinese sweatshop basement where the devs work 16 hours a day to bring us updates?

 

but with STILL NO TEESER?

 

Ok! For some reason, the way you wrote it, my mind went to the rare 2-door XJ Sedan!
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Yeeeees! Weeee neeeeeeed iiitttt!
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Why not? The Blackfoot mod would be proud!

 

yes

 

The Fox SN95 is the car I thought of since it seems to be the correct size for the Barstow lineage but mostly because, along with its F-Body competitors of that certain era, some people (or many people) may not be able to instantly recognize what this car is, based solely on its looks. In other words, I'd love to see how BeamNG includes the 90s-era Muscle Car styling (and technology) in its lore, right before the neoretro craze dropped.

Also, the Wendover is a drifty boi when you put RWD and that's because its engines are transversely mounted, so all the weight is at the front.
Pre-wars are very cool, so I'd also love to see one of those too!

 

How about every week we sacrifice another member. Next week it’s @endy7476 (and me) for 4 whole days, after that, c’mon it’ll be march, 8 Days. Worthy sacrifice imo.

 

i speculate that if theres no teaser tuesday next week..
we might get a big update that basically cannot be teased
or the next update is huge but the devs are now introverted
or the update is all hidden because its just improvements and other not interesting stuff
or updaet beeg but dev no share

 

i speculate that if there is no teaser next week i will not give a shit

 

I speculate times of Teezzers and Teasers have come to the end It was a good run

 

I don't want to suggest it, but we might be getting another 0.25; no (little) information given for something revolutionary that they are working on

 

Subtle squishyness but the lads at work can’t figure out where the aroma’s coming from.
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My completely blind guess is it’s been much harder than originally anticipated with the numerous types of driving (drifting/racing on asphalt, mud, dirt, crawling, etc.) and loads. Even if they do figure a thermal model out, I kind of hope they’d keep it and a few other things as a deck of cards to kick off a race themed update in the future since therms are most sought after by the racing crowed. Along with some marketing with the bigger Youtubers to hopefully draw them in.

 

I’m guessing fall ‘24

 

Hey, I live in China now!It seems necessary for me to sacrifice myself for this great job. For example……sneak into their basement to see what they are doing all day.