Vehicular Stereotypes

The same as the thread over on RoR. I didn't think it rely fell under the category of "games" but if it does, then do whatever you have to. As we all know, when you think of a car, you associate it with a certain type of person (under most circumstances). The way this thread would work is one person would post a car, and the next person would respond with the popular stereotype that comes to that person's mind for that car; then post another car, and so forth.

A few ground rules:

1) Don't be a dick. If you disagree with someone's stereotype, please keep it to yourself.
2) On a similar note, no bitchfighting. If someone argues with your stereotype then don't respond- or do, via PM.
3) Obviously, some stereotypes are negative, but they shouldn't be offensive; if they are, they don't belong here.
4) Don't respond by describing what the car is. "A very fast car" is not a stereotype.
5) Don't respond by saying "I dunno" or "IDK". If you don't know, don't reply.

Thanks for reading. Let's keep this thread open and fun.


I'll start:

2004 Ford Taurus

 

Complete life failure, stuck in a shitty office job.

Stereotype this:

(1944 typ82)

 

Nazi

 

War memorabilia collector, over 60 years old with thinning hair and a beer gut.

Stereotype this:

(imported from here)

 

Umm, no. The Nazis used those vehicles.

 

24-29 years of age, white, moved in with parents, jobless, has emotionally unstable "girlfriend", made a "sick ride" out of deceased grandmother's Caddy.


1963-1967 Chevrolet C2 Corvette

 

An 80 year old retired man living in florida who has owned this car since it was first made. The car only has 5,000 miles on it, and is kept in a humidity controlled garage.

 

Here's the difference between a dumb and a smart person. Yes, I did it on purpose.

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20-40 year old white male with a small d.


dis gon b gud

 

You're both breaking the rules.

 

40-50 year old person, who doesn't know how ugly the car is, and just thinks: Ooh, I'm saving the earth.

Sorry I gave you cancer.

 

Someone who has all but given up on nearly every aspect of his life except his car. Probably likes Denny's and is a regular at the local alcoholism support group. Built the car with money collected from his four previous marriages.

1999 Ford F-150

 

I'm missing the game, but I can't really resist putting this stereotype out there.


Raging homosexual ^

 

you killed it.
in a bad way

 

rich farmer


How about this one?

 

the ambiguous 'it'

Did I ruin Ford/american pickups for you or the game?

 

eh

You should watch yourself
You are on your period again. (The one you talked about, how assy you get from time to time)

 

I'm always on my period. This time, however, I'm genuinely asking

 

There are so many e36's around it has several types of stereotypes.
1. Completely stock, in good condition
40-60 year old, bought the car new and has no plans to sell it.
2. Completely stock with minor body damage
Same as above, but doesn't change the car because he/she can't afford a new one.
3. M badges all over the car, sometimes with a crappy body kit/cheap rims
18-25 year old white male, bought the car used from a type 2 who had to sell the car to pay rent, drag races his friend and his '93 Civic. Dreams of buying an actual M3 but his job at McDonald's and lack of proper education won't allow it.

 

I hoped to see the 3rd one... yea correct but it's a stereotype after all

 

Hey guys, please keep the structure of the thread going. If you're going to make a comment try and continue the game to avoid confusion. Because I don't have any idea where we even are, here:

2014 Subaru Forester XT