I’d say keep “The Sadistic” and find another use for the Dirtham. To keep with the typical derby naming scheme.
I expect to smell Copenhagen long-cut and a lukewarm Rockstar energy drink the moment this beast spawns. Pretty sure you can't legally own one of these without wearing Thin Blue Line edition tactical Oakleys and a tactical Glock tactically tucked into the waistband of your tactical 5.11 ripstop pants. The vehicle you drive when you're not a cop but want people to think you're a cop that doesn't want people to think you're a cop. I love it
Latter half fits an undercover Bruckell Bastion taken out of commission 6 months ago because a rat's nest manifested itself in the glovebox. The Durham Pickup gives you an unrighteous feeling of self fulfillment. Gavril Durham Pickup. Brought to you by the self proclaimed NASCAR fan used to tow his 2004 Pontiac grand prix limo to the mechanic that he's got a closer relationship than with his wife Edit: Durham pickup comes out of the pickup conversion shop with a burnt out left front window roller motor and squeaky wipers
The Gavril Durham -- when she's taller than you and you can't let The Guys at the construction site know it bothers you.
Honestly the only thing that's missing is the obnoxious low profile tires, an old half empty can of monster, blinding xenon headlights, and a muffler that has been modified into an amplifier.