No texture Love how you can only react as being a subscriber The only user that reacted has a name that if i post it, i'll get instantly banned. Also in -720p
Timestamps of every single 'Subscribe' pop-up: 0:04 0:53 1:31 2:06 2:52 3:35 4:04 4:31 4:58 5:33 6:02 Statistics: Video Length: 6:20, 380 Seconds Subscriber Pop-up Count: 11 Average Frequency: 34.55 Seconds Longest Pop-up Free Space: 0:04-0:53, 49 Seconds Shortest Pop-up Free Space: 4:04-4:31 & 4:31-4:58, both 27 Seconds Pop-up Duration: 5 Seconds Total Duration of Pop-ups: 55 Seconds Total Duration of No Pop-ups: 325 Seconds Percent of Video Dedicated to Pop-Ups: 14.5% Average Pop-up Consumption per Minute: 8.7 Seconds Closing Credits/Video Links Duration: 5 Seconds Total Advertising Length: 60 Seconds Percent of Video Dedicated to Advertisements/Pop-ups: 15.7% Average Advertisement/Pop-up Consumption per Minute: 9.5 Seconds Virtually every 1 in 6 seconds of this video is either pushing subscribing or watching other videos. To put this into perspective the average Cable TV channel has roughly 13 seconds of advertising per minute of content, which would be approximate 1 in 5 seconds of content viewed being advertising. This youtube video is now on par with major tv networks for ratio of advertising to content. This is by far the most cursed fact about this video imo
Ok what the actual heck is this, might be the worst one so far Let's just list all the things wrong with it: Who is this even for, not suitable for kids but not entertaining for adults, probably it's for nobody and they are just using view bots The title starts from "OMG!!!" Thumbnail is stolen from another channel, mirrored and Spongebob badly photoshopped on it, that clip is never in the video The most annoying voice ever recorded Disclaimer that it has nudity, offensive language and violence. None of this is fully true, if it was then it wouldn't be allowed on YouTube Animated Spongebob on top a stock photo of a room with a TV playing clips from clickbait crash compilation channels with annoying voice reactions, that's basically the entire video Footage obviously stolen with blurred watermarks and they even admit to it in the description Voice acting makes zero sense and is probably made from free sound clips, not all from 1 voice actor Overuse of free sound effects overall, especially of swear word ones Fake logos in game are blurred Random zooms for no reason Each clip has different annoying music stolen from 2010 Minecraft tutorial videos probably The video randomly changes halfway through to Patrick reacting to clickbait videos of monsters chasing cars with even worse and more annoying "voice acting" (random sound clips) CARS JUMPING INTO A GIANT T-POSING LGBT CLOWN RAINBOW SUPER HERO FREDDY AT 3 AM GIANT HUGGY WUGGY EATS CARS WHILE T-POSING CHALLENGE CARS DRIVING IN THE BUTT OF A GIANT HALF-NAKED WOMAN AND EXPLODING WHILE PATRICK REACTS TO SEEING BOOBS CARS VS GIANT BULGE GOING 400 KM/H CHASED BY SCP-6969 JUMPING INTO A MOUTH OF A GIANT ANIMATED SCP-420 WITH NO COLLISION In the outro Patrick is dabbing with wolfoo, minions and among us with childish music For some reason in the description they have links to many similar channels and also CrashBoomPunk thrown in the middle randomly when his content is nothing like this They seem to claim to own Wolfoo by linking its merch as their own Decription is overall full of duplicated stuff, it also has a fake list of producers like in a movie full of generic Chinese names They post lots of clickbait posts with self-advertising What the heck, there is so much stuff wrong with this, and this channel doesn't even make BeamNG videos normally, just doodles on irl footage