Tonight on Top Gear:

grape jam you idiot that is a lincoln mark 29864

 

i thout it wus a lincon
now shut mouth desel engen

 

Tonight on Stig Gear. James loses to a grandma in a drag race. Richard is too short to see over a Miatas steering wheel. And I crash a reasonably priced car.

 

Tonight I walk across the earth until my legs melted

James has diarrhea, he also farts so loud until the whole entire world faints

And Hammond got into a fight with the stig

 

it's reallly quiet here

 

Yes it is

 

tonoight
on the granded trip ye
i cant open a door

"how's this even possible- ok time to slide in"
jam jar almost drives into the ocean

"no, no no no no NO NO!"
and a hammond cheese sandwich is on fire

"stand back guys"

 

hamod you soddinhg tic tac this was my labmorghini aventdraor!11111

 

tonight on the 1.5th gear.
Hammond drives a toyota land cruiser down a slight desent.

James drives the new BMW m420.
And I drive the new Lambo 126p

 

That lambo is beautiful

 

Strawberry Jam you boffering buffoon you bloody blew out the rear end of the dacha sandero

 

Tonight:

I drive a Vivace with a caravan attached to it.



James eats pulled pork for dinner at a restaurant down in Tennessee.
And Hammond goes fishing.

 

IS TAHT VEHICLE LEGENDS!? IS VEHICLE LEGENDS! WOOOOOOO

(referring to the third one about hammond being in the wrong game, i liek to pley roblox)
(also deliberate misspelling of "that" lol)

 

Tonight
I drive the drive
Hammond doesn't move
and James slaps someone in the plums

 

vary noice

 

This splendid evening on excuisite gear:
rychaerd play wif american toye cah

Jaems tests the new hounda covid

and my wief call the excuisite gear's manageh

 

karen moment

 

Tonight.

I drive a semi truck.



James drives a Hopper crawler at night on a 4-lane road.



And Richard eats chicken.

 

Tonight, on Reverse Gear, Gridmap Special:
May gets an insane 1/4 mile time in a Dacia Sandero:

"GOOD NEWS!!!"

Hammond crashes a Mustang:

"Oh cock..."

And I reach ultimate power in an old Beetle:

"YEEEEEZ"

 

help me i am stuck in mid air the stig will now drive fas cah