i dont think you really can anymore https://asphalt.fandom.com/wiki/Asphalt_7:_Heat if you want though, you can get 8 or 9 8: https://www.gameloft.com/en/game/asphalt-8 9: https://www.gameloft.com/en/game/asphalt-9 --- Post updated --- Oh man. Hope you feel better soon!
Who knows, a lot of people have been fading away from this forum. Me included unfortunately. I miss the old days where I would see stuff here that interested me that was posted by familiar names. Time moves on I guess. I've been more active on the Discord recently, but its not the same. Anyways, I don't mean to bring anyone down. I've just missed this place and want to thank everyone who has contributed here.
MILF central at the neighborhood block party...I be like "yeahhhhh martha pour me another cup of pino gritio"
A little bit more than a year after I thought that a cool and fast car would help me pull chicks... ...has actually helped me pull old white men. I want my money back.
I know how you feel, when i first got my cool(ish) classic i thought i'd be able pick up all the hotties. Turns out all i could get was the older chicks, the ones who knew what the car actually was. All the young good lookin's give me a funny look, the car must look like an old bomb to them
Oh do shut up, at least its a "noisy old metallic brown Datsun" On a serious note however most people in my age group dont even know what a Datsun is !
I just realized that if you could travel into parallel universes, you would be able to commit perfect fraud by stealing your parallel universe paychecks and taking out loans in the name of the parallel universe you.
I love getting trashed but I'm tired of doing it via alcohol. The hangover is awful, especially after a bender. And I make terrible decisions when I'm drunk. Ketamine or GHB would be my first picks for an alcohol substitute. However they're both controlled substances and basically impossible to reliably source unless you want to commit a felony and order it on the dark net markets. But of course I can go down to the corner store and get a 6 pack of beer, a fifth of whiskey, and a pack of smokes for my drunk-driving pleasure.
