When I get up at 6:30 AM every morning(From Monday to Friday) Having math class: Seeing a supercar or other somehing expensive: Seeing a 90s classic car:
A man came to his local auto parts shop, but found it closed, so he left a note on the door stating what he needs. When the first employee came in, he read the card, but didn't know whether the store had any 37-ounce fuel pumps. After opening the store, he searched the database, but couldn't find a pump labelled as a 37 oz one. None of the other employees told about the 37 oz fuel pump could find such a device, and neither could the boss. Calls to the regional, and then to the national distributor returned no sign of a 37-ounce pump, and calling the suppliers directly turned up no record of a 37 oz fuel pump. Some time later, the customer came back. One of the employees walked out to inform the man that they could not find a "37 oz fuel pump", and as he stepped out of the door, he saw the man who left the note walk out of a Nissan 370Z...
Why does Viagra sell badly in low-income neighborhoods? Because the boys in the hood are always hard.
What is heavier: a litre of water or an unspecified amount of butane? Water. Becuase no matter how much you have, butane will always be the lighter fluid.
