Ok, let me start off, it was July 7ht, 2019, when i got a message from my mom saying "stay calm" I was like "about what?" and ya know what she said?!?! Your best friend just blew his hand off with a firework, he lit a short fuse and it exploded in his hand, now he haas 0 fingers on his left hand, and he broke it in 2 places, he is fine now
in 2012 my Friend Chewed in a broom. LOL And a sponge to win $ 50. It was bloody stupid. But we where Young lol
On the last day of me ever being in school, a friend had just told me some very heavy things about their life, something they most likely would have never told any average person. It would be the last time i ever saw them, so not quite understanding what actually was happening or how to comprehend what it meant i just nonchalantly said "oh, ok then well have good life" then twirled around in my usual fashion of movement and walked away, i saw them briefly later but they were with some one and i didn't want to bring it up and apologize to them in front of this unknown person. It was the stupidest thing i have ever down, this was mid November last year
One of the dumbest things I ever saw was while driving on the motorway/freeway. Some police cars were catching up behind us with flashing lights (but no sirens), going to some incident, so we all moved to a slower lane. Except for one driver... who thought they were being pulled over and so gradually slowed down until they stopped, parked half on the median and half in the fast lane! The cops had to waste time getting them to move on before they went on their way.
When I was about 3 I put my hand on the hot stove burner. An electric range, it didn’t look like it could possibly be hot, and I thought it looked cool when it lit up red. I never did that again. I’ve done a lot of other stupid things too, that’s just the first one that I thought of.
My friend accidently ate poison. He was using weed killer and split some on his hands. He forgot about it and ate some peanuts with his hands. He turned up to work and the boss was like "[insert name here], you dont look well." and he replied "yeah, i just ate poison." The boss' face when he heard that. --- Post updated --- I had another friend jump off a bridge onto concrete and break both of his legs. --- Post updated --- i was at parkour trainning at the pcyc. i had just been swimming so my eyes were red as. my friends thought i had been smoking weed or something. a police officer walks up and stops to stare at my eyes. "why are your eyes red?" he asked. "swimming" i replied. "ok...." he said and started walking off. another friend walked up and shouted "WHERE'S THE WEED AT BRO?!". the police officer came running back and i had to go through a drug test and a pat down.
-When I was like 3 I climbed over my parent's room's banister and although it was a rough fall and I tumbled down 3/4 of a flight of stairs, I didn't get hurt all that much, miraculously. And to this day I still have not broken a bone. -The light switch in my room controls the outlet I have all my stuff plugged in (TV, Xbox, and 2 Laptop chargers) and because of this switch, I've lost 6 hours of Minecraft progress, ~10 hours of Forza progress (don't worry, I'm counting all the Forzas I have, not just one), and I've had to reboot my smart TV a couple of times. -One time in PE I was trying (and miserably failing) to dribble a basketball and my dumbass had my fingers straight so I ended up jamming my right ring finger and had to wear a band over it for a month, good thing I'm a lefty . It took about a year for that finger to properly move again.
i was at parkour trainning at the pcyc. i had just been swimming so my eyes were red as. my friends thought i had been smoking weed or something. a police officer walks up and stops to stare at my eyes. "why are your eyes red?" he asked. "swimming" i replied. "ok...." he said and started walking off. another friend walked up and shouted "WHERE'S THE WEED AT BRO?!". the police officer came running back and i had to XD --- Post updated --- One of my older brother's friends tried to jump the fire hydrant at school and failed and broke his arm
In 2019, I was with some friends from Primary school driving to Brussels. A police vehicle was behind us and then we saw a tuned Seat Leon fleeing with (i presume) 150 KM/H on the emergency lane. You know what happens next... One exit later i saw the police vehicle and the Leon standing still on the emergency lane. Dumb dumb dumb
I heard one of my friends got a concussion because the CRT TV fell on their head when they were messing with it. They were 6 at the time that happened.
One of my friends told me that hand sanitizer had alcohol in it. I never knew that so I drank it and thought I was drinking beer or something XD
I once erased my English teacher's plans off the board because I was leaning on it (we had to line up next to it when we were going to lunch) She wasn't happy to say the least
