No, thanks. I think pouring gas on it and then lighting it will be easier to do. And it will be cheaper.
Do I have permission to burn this in gasoline, throw the ashes into the sun, send 500 nukes into the sun, and collapse the universe?
Paint.NET is leagues ahead of GIMP in terms of how intuitive it is. It's a shame that Paint.NET is missing a lot of useful tools and features, though.