It’s okay. I probably paid a little much for it, as it has some electrical issues (at least in the lighting) and a small water leak, but that’s nothing a little Flex Tape can’t fix.
*Hears the CB radio about a dirty Barstow We have to go, now! "Agree" Lets just stay on the dirt road, the main road is going to be full of cops... I think... "..." What, I don't really know if cops is on the main road... *Drives on dirt road *State police play the radio I guess you can play some music, quietly.
( 300 pages! ) I've had a crazy day, I booked a flight out of American roads to Italy due to how cheap it was and started to drive on the interstate. when I neared my exit a cop was pulled over checking peoples speed, as soon he saw me he went into a full sprint to his car and the lights came on as he floored it. I couldn't go that fast because of my trailer would wobble and possibly tip over so I did the best I could so he couldn't pass me on the shoulder or the other lane of the road. I was on the taxi way to the plane and I could hear the engines start up, My truck went airborne as one point for how bumpy the dirt runway was. The engineer on the plane yelled out of the cargo bay area " Your trailer cant come and it wont fit! " I quickly ran out side while the cop got his rifle set up and disconnected the trailer, I almost forgot all of my money so I grabbed that and then the first shot came. I got in the truck and drove it into the plane where the cargo plane doors started to close. before the doors could even close the plane started to move, I was able to go into the old gun turret in front of the cabin and see the plane taking off. The Co-pilot said we should arrive in Italy in 10 hours or so.
*gets in a situation similar to @DatMouldIsGross* *pushes party visitor out of my way with my bull bar* "GET THE F OUT OF MY WAAAAAAY" *partygoer who owns the Sunburst I just pushed walks out of neighbor's house* *I get the heck out of there*
*Half of the song later *Stopping Barstow "What are you going now?" Putting the dust and sand "First mud, and now this" *Spread dust, and sand. Now that proper disguise "I... HATE... YOU..." Don't worry about it... just don't think about it... "..." Come on just don't think about it. *Gets into the dirty Barstow *Drives --- Post updated --- *Few minutes later "We have to go back..." Why... *State Barstow takes control What are you doing?! "Going back to West Coast" Why?! "just to have some fun" *State police plays radio *Drives onto main road fast --- Post updated --- You know what your doing right? "Yea, why" *Turns onto Highway
if we go back, we are wanted in West coasted. "Oh yea, I forgot about that" *Turns off the Highway onto a dirt road --- Post updated --- What you mean you forgot about that??? "Well... Umm... behind you?" What do you mean beh- *Looks back Wait a minute... *Turns on CB radio --- Post updated --- They are following us... DO SOMETHING!! "..." What... I been doing something, it your turn! "FINE" *Knocked Out "There... Happy" "Post?"
Great! Let's be roommates then. *Watching TV* Hmm... Let's see the news. *Turns on BBC* News: Tropical Hurricane Bryce is still attacking Italy after being there for 2 days (IT'S TUESDAY IN MY TIMEZONE RIGHT NOW...). Authorities are blocking the Italian Border. Flights are still canceled. Hotels are closed, they now become a shelter for the survivors. The condition right now is sever as wind speed is as fast as 198mph. Some predict that it could be even worse. Me: Oh my god! *Turns off TV*
*Heard that on CB radio "lets see if they like this song" *Open all car door windows *Plays radio *Speeds increase *Dips into the river and drives out onto the dirt road
The next day... Kid wants to sit in my truck. He is begging his mom to let him "play" in there. I say, sure, just don't put your feet on the seats or the center. She says okay. Mom asks if she can also get in. I say no because who knows what this person can do. The mom is outraged and drags her kid out of my truck while he was messing around with the air conditioner. She puts him in my house and he starts running around exploring. The kid's shoes are clean, thankfully, but his mom's are not. She steps up to my living room with muddy shoes on, takes her kid who is in the kitchen, and gets mud on my carpet and couch. I am VERY, VERY angry by this so I grab her car keys (which she left on the front porch) and throw them as hard as I can on the ground, over and over again.She catches me doing this and threatens to call the police. She was just doing this to scare me, though, because when she saw that I was unfazed by that comment, she walks to her car, but before, I said, you do that (I hand her cleaning supplies) go clean up the mess you've made. Poor kid, he was just having fun, doing no harm, and his mother had to have done that.
F**K, I lost him, can I get air 1 to my location Over radio “all units be on the lookout for a dirty Barstow”
*Heard that on CB radio "I guess the disguise is out..." "Wonder wha-" *Grunts "Oh Post, fancy seeing you up" What happened... "Umm... I knock you out... " WHY?! "Well the cops are looking for you and I don't want to see your face" Ah... *Climbs into backseat *hides at the bottom of the seats Wait... Then the cops will see a driver-less Barstow "I don't care whatever they call me" ... --- Post updated --- *Mud, sand, and dust falls off "Don't worry... I will get you out of this" I hope... "..." *Plays Can't hold us --- Post updated --- *Speed increased *See a ramp up ahead *Hears an air unit Do I hear a helicopter? "No, its just the bumps on the road" Ok *Speeds are now 115 Mph
“Air one to dispatch, I’ve got that Barstow going 115, do we have any units that have stop sticks” “Dispatch to air one, affirmative sending them your way” 10-4 --- Post updated --- Off topic, this have been a hell of a lot of fun, the stories are great, the rp ing is amazing, thank you for letting me be a part of this fun.
(Your welcome) *Hear that on CB radio I hope you know what your doing. "Yea" *Takes the ramp at the same time plays the radio *Jumps over road at (0:26) *Lands on dirt road (0:30) *Turns (0:36) *Cross the main road at (0:39) *Legron infront of us broke down in (0:51) *Turns onto a ramp (0:55) *Jumps ramp over a small cliff at (1:11) *Lands on (1:18) *Increase speed from (1:30-1:41) *Stops radio "Post? You Ok?" Was the music really need? "What, I like music to you know" Ah... --- Post updated --- *Gets up after a bumpy ride Ugh... look there a shed near the Mill... we can hide there before anyone comes. "You sure" yea... "K, then" *Parks reverse into the shed I'm going to take a nap in the backseat. Wake me up if there is anyone there "Ok"
