michael_zowski
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michael_zowski

from St. Albert, Alberta, Canada

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  • About

    Location:
    St. Albert, Alberta, Canada
    Occupation:
    watching your every move
    About me:
    I have OCD.

    I am not smart. I just wanted to, uh...
    kinda
    y'know
    sorta
    throw that out there to the public because why the hecking heck not.

    My favorite cars are either a Lada Riva, a Trabant 601, or a Peugeot 205 GTi

    I suck at modding.

    I went to Hawai'i. It was hot but neat.

    My favorite band is either Less Than Jake or Beck.

    ΚΕΦΑΛΗΞΘ is yes.

    I gots teh squarebrain.

    I love Hawaiian pizza.
    (please don't hate me)

    I had brain cancer when I was two years old.

    I love that thing:
    (a Mazda/Autozam 121)

    I change my profile photo too much.

    I love the LeGran and K-Series startup sound.

    I don't know that this is: ⌥

    My favorite song is this:

    Or this:

    l exist, and many of you might not like that.

    l like to prank people, for example, the "I" at the beginning of the sentence wasn't an i it was an L.

    Honestly I have nothing to say, I'm just going on about this because I have a sad, pathetic life.

    Okay quotes baby:

    "my mind is weird
    i go to sleep at midnight, wake up 5 hours later
    mind: ok you're fully rested get up and eat breakfast

    i go to sleep at 10 PM and wake up at 8:45 AM
    mind: nO go back to sleep you're tired"- MrCin

    "4E6F7468696E6720746F207365652068657265"- theshark

    "I need to change my name."- KawAL

    "rip in pepperoni to kaisers cat who yeeted too hard and died himself"- Alex_The_Gamer

    "haha spæc ship go brrrrr"- Alewyx


    ""vermrprpoorpomrmrorinrinorvinrininrororimormfrijjrgnrrinorfioioinqoiwnqirovriorqnioqevbpobmkoqev,f"- MRCrash

    "LOOK LIKE A TRAIN"- divebomber

    "ur life XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD IM SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAH IM LIKE THE CENTER OF COMEDY EGG DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE im kidding"- appesh1

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACALM DOWN"- Pavehog

    "Roses are Red; I'm going to bed."- CaptianZoll

    "I'm probably one of the last kids on this earth who knows how to have life outside of a mobile phone"- combatwombat96

    "With that personality, you won't be a good modder."- Ezo

    "oof"- shade-S

    "Signature"- the offroad man's signature

    "sir sir do you have to go to an asylum"- kwai38

    "you guys sitting here talking bout how bad the logos you made are when i can't even use the damm inbuilt paint app in Windows"- also kwai38

    "mom said it’s my turn on the xbox"- fivedollarlamp

    "id wooks pwetti"- Aleiu

    "Well, what'd you expect!
    it's literally just a signature"- aperture executive #23's signature

    "Can you provide a video with an easy way to reproduce"- Diamondback

    "My girlfriend told me that she wanted to be treated like a VIP, so i threw my car into a pillar and i found Lady Diana's tombo_O"- italy0047

    "Please remove the timbs, cuz dis n***a dun take them."- Bakasan

    "ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
    FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT
    NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN"- Wild Hog


    "Henlo. Can I aquire a thicc glass of bebsi from the %̵̨͉̟̞͍̰̣̩͚͔̂͆͆͐̍͜͠&̷̨̟̲̝̥͔̰̑%̵̨̧̗̳̮͎̱̲̠̫̖͎̤̪̟̀̊̊̍͒̈́̋͌̄̇͑̈́͠$̶̛̖̼͙̗̞͚̀̾͋̈́́̽̈̑͑̋̽§̷̰̭̝̻͙̮̦̺̼̾ͅȚ̷̢̢͚̩͔̮̝̠̻̞̼͒̇̇̈́̏̕͝&̶̞̗͈̗̹̫̟̠͔̼̮͔͎̌͑͋̓̕͜$̶̳̏̀̀͆̈́̄̅̅́͂͌͑͒̈́̚Ŗ̶̢̻̹̙̥̮̤̭͔̾͜ͅ§̷͓̫̹̟̼͍̖͒̍͑͑͜E̵̡̨̧̱͎͍̝̻̳͕͛̈́̃͋̒̿̒̇̕ͅ Dimension."- DaddelZeit

    "are you am do have the stupid"- Alex_Farmer557

    " *loud red panda noises* "- Retsuko

    "life is a certified bruh moment"- ! nick

    "i don't even know about mysel"- Jun

    "nvm he beaned"- Nathan24

    "I'm the guy who drunk all the beer, drowned your Satsuma in a swamp and left a note to smell a long $#*!"- Misha Dorofeev

    "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"- FluffyOreoCX

    "Respect the roller skate Karen"- JDM_Drifter

    "Right now, I am interested in mobile homes and pretty women"- Grind86

    ",,cutout czwórki lrziirllrlliirirriziiiiiirzizoizleororlprlllziirlrirpzlrlrriirorrrirrlrrrrrroiirrrllroirlorilrirrliopirrrirrrriirlirirlrrrrrrrroriizrrororlrlriooorlrrliirirlziiiurlrirlirloirzirliurrrirrlriririiiiirrrprirlriorrrrpziuuorlirrrirririorlrrrrlrrriizirouririiirrrllurrlrrilriiririurpiirriirrioiorrrirrriiirrriiiruriirrrruirurrioiriirrrrrrrrrrlrillirrpoizririrrirlriiirrprrirrrorllllilrlrrrllr4zrrrzrrlzrzrzzzzrzrzrrzzrzrzrrzrzzrrrrrrrzezzrzeeëzezrzzzzzzzrrrrzlzzzrzpzzzrr reprezentacji carzrzzrzzzzzrzrrlzrrlzrzlrzrlrrrrir"- NinetyNine!

    "WHERES MY CRYSTAL METH"- SuperchargedAndSavage!

    "I EEZ LOWER AND STANCE D15!!!111!!!1!"- pulley999

    "water"- KaiserimnopYT

    "Turn on the telewizard!"- WhyBeAre trying to pronounce "telewizor"



    "v̸̼̀ò̸̙̒i̷̧̨̡͇̹̖͔͕͙͙̪͚̯͇̎̀̏͒̔͋͆̄͐̅̄͌̓́͘d̸͔͎̓̔̉̆̄̎̾̐͆͠ͅ"- Nekkit


    "Ferraris are red, Subarus are blue, Electric cars are bad, and that part is true."- Phym

    "BuHt ThAt'S SeXiSt! I'm CaLlInG ThE mAnAgEr. -Karen"- also actually Phym

    "I. SHALL. BE. THE. ORIGINAL. VANCAKE. BAKER."- FireStriker

    "What key do i press to make the hopper hop?"- Narwhal (RIP)

    ''If you feel like the dumbest person in the room, you're probably in the right room"- marlenemancuso


    "OH, YES, I FOUND SOMETHING TO CRITICIZE!"- Goosah


    "How to reproduce step by step?"- Nadeox1

    "You end up comparing nuclear submarines to electric guitars in terms of how many duck calls they can make in the span of 10 kilometers.- Dr. Death

    "Right now, I am interested in mobile homes and pretty women."- also Grind86

    “Hi i see a problem with indication of oil and parking brake it became fat and ugly“- KValda

    "it cheese"- ESHKETIT

    "Have you ever tried a pissed-on burnt biscuit?

    Me neither."- KuchenVier

    "jumping in the deep where no one will find me"- queenstar

    "show me your butthole hee hee"- waboll

    "Coz steve t h i c c"- AgentMushroom5

    "Does he need help with glueing his brain back together?"-Spicymeymeys420

    pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
    hypermegafoofadrexialatoxicucumberoliosis
    hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
    supercalifragelisticexpialadotious

    floccinaucinihilipilification


    Okay I'll stop talking now.

    Signature

    i be 乇乂丅尺卂 丅卄工匚匚
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