What is the dumbest car you ever heard of?

Discussion in 'Automotive' started by Monkeyswetz, Jan 23, 2018.

  1. Nathan24™

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    Nissan Cube.





    'nuff said.
     
  2. General S'mores

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    Do you even know grammar?
    Well, that's pretty much what a car SHOULD DO. It has to last someway, otherwise the car is a waste of money and time.
     
  3. MrAnnoyingDude

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    "Keep it" - as in "it will be as ready to roll in 20 years as it is now".
     
  4. Nathan24™

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    You mean Chevy Metro?
     
  5. General S'mores

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    "last" fits the description anyways.
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    Plus, The Firefly would fit better if Pontiac had a rebadged Isetta.
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    Geo Metro is the same thing as the Chevrolet one. It's all from GM, doesn't make a difference.
     
  6. JBatic

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    convertible second gen firebird/camaro
    the t top cars already have flex issues so lets just chop all of the roof off, that totally won't make it any worse :confused:
     
  7. MrAnnoyingDude

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    The coachbuilder can fit some crossmembers to make it stronger.
     
  8. JBatic

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    even then they still turn into a taco the unibody just isn't strong enough for a convertible
    (I own a t top car)
     
  9. General S'mores

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    Toyota Mirai? More like Toyota Prius Mirai or Toyota Sasquatch Cell-Fuel.
    Not only does it not have a fitting name, Mirai means "the future." If this is "the future" hydrogen-powered vehicle, then I'd prefer it to be the past. If the car manages to make the technology boring, then the name Mirai would rather fit on a Tesla. Also, the car looks dumb also. It looks like a hyped anime-styled Bigfoot/Sasquatch.
     
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    I would like to classify that on negative side of things, you can't even get rid of it, thing refuses to die, it just keeps going and now that would be a good thing if car would be something else than stupid, but with stupid car that is more like multiplier to how stupid car it is.

    However I don't deny that it is cheap transportation for single person or maximum of 2 persons, there is no trunk space, so you have to put everything into back seat.

    I had to transport once 17 laptops and some accessories in D4D Yaris, had to use every inch of space in that cabin for stuff that did fit Peugeot's trunk. Also relative had such, they had to use it as a wedding car too and guess who had to be a driver, maybe I got traumatized from that experience :(

    Peugeot 306 I hated equally though, but at least it had some trunk space and throttle had more positions than 1 and 0, but it was not bought because wanted, it was more of practical necessity that got the job done for limited funds, in there quite similar to Yaris. Also Peugeot refused to die, stupid cars usually refuse to die easily from some reason.
     
  11. General S'mores

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    The Firebird isn't that stupid, it looks fiery, drives like a bird, and it actually sounds cooler than a Firefly.
     
  12. Spiicy

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    ford pinto
     
  13. General S'mores

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    Also....
    Chevrolet Tahoe.

    The name Tahoe sounds like a blustered "The hoe", and the vehicle doesn't look so much of a full-size, while the Traverse looks more of what a full-size SUV is.
     
  14. Spiicy

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    That car is old and had that name before hoe was a word
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    also the suburban is a full size suv
     
  15. General S'mores

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    Atleast the Suburban doesn't have such a "WTF" name.
    I also think the Suburban looks a bit small for a full-size SUV.
    (So, is there any particular reason why in 1992, that was the name for the car?)
     
  16. Spiicy

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    this is not small, and it looks bigger in real life
     
  17. General S'mores

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    Looks like a extended Tahoe, I never had seen a 2015 Suburban, let alone ANY Suburban.
    Also, explain the name Tahoe.
     
  18. nosraenyr kcirtap kcin

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    Lake Tahoe, it's a lake right next to Carson City California.
     
  19. General S'mores

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    Okay, I got it, but it still seems to be like a blustered "The hoe."
     
  20. Rainvest

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    Lol, "surburban looks a bit small for a full-size SUV". Clearly somebody's never been in one.

    Even the tahoe is still big, just a shortened wheelbase.
     
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