Update Speculation thread

its not funny anymore

 

This is getting intense...

For the update to come at a usual time, I'd expect it to come in the next hour...

 

Noooo!

 

i would walk into my kitchen and stab myself with a knife from my cabinet

 

Do it with a fish scaler, so you survive.

 

@Nadeox1 help

 

My reaction to this thread right now.

 

I would take a ice cream scooper and scoop out my eyes.

 

ayyyyy the devs lit af imo

 

Damn this thread got out of hand as all hell today (but i'm hyped too anyway).

But can we wonder why there's a branch called "thecakeisalie" which is equal build to the current public branch, and yet updated 30 minutes ago?


Also, I swear there is no stalkier community than this one when it comes to this game's updates.

 

Niiiiiiiice try

 

o w8 it here

 

Don't post anything suicidal, no one likes that.

It's idiotic to ruin a computer over an update for a video game. First of all, your computer would not instantly die rubbing toothpaste over it's fans, it'll just make them loose their efficiency. What is making you think that this is a good idea?

Stop supporting all the idiotic posts.

no random posts...




This thread has literally turned into a nightmare and should actually get locked until the update is out (and cleaned in the process)...

 

okay, what I did was a little dumb

 

tdev last online 15 minutes ago

 

@gabester we know your online just end this suffering :v
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all the devs are online it seems

 

It was a joke! I obviously wasn't being serious.

 

I actually would go buy some potato ketchup but in bakersfield where I live the walmart is like 20 miles away on the side of the freeway. And I would chug it.

 

By the time you drive there the update will be out