Update Speculation thread

That's not the graph.

 

The Covet has EUDM bumpers available in the parts selector, but no actual EU configs. So that might be the same with the (probably soon) remastered 200BX.

 

sometimes between the comments of mostly underage there are comments of devs, that's why i come to check here.

 

We're not underage, we're just stupid.

 

Well I’m glad this thread isn’t filled with garbage after 2015player was banned

 

I made it sound like sakesear wrote it:
Verily, let us embark upon the elucidation of the forthcoming updates within BeamNG.drive, that realm of vehicular simulation and digital prowess.
Firstly, the Ibishu 200BX, a chariot of the 1990s, is poised for a remaster. Speculations abound regarding its resemblance to the Nissan S13, featuring fixed headlights and a notchback silhouette. This remaster promises to invigorate enthusiasts with its nostalgic charm.
Secondly, the Gavril T-Series, in its ongoing saga of refurbishment, shall witness the addition of the long-awaited cement mixer. Furthermore, minor enhancements are anticipated, enhancing the vehicle's utility and allure.
Thirdly, whispers echo of a potential remaster for the SBR, tantalizing enthusiasts with the prospect of newfound power and prowess. Discussions concerning upgraded intercoolers hint at a forthcoming rejuvenation for this revered machine.
Fourthly, the Moonhawk, shrouded in mystery, hints at a looming remaster. Despite the lack of overt signs, the gradual drip-feed of content suggests an impending evolution for this venerable steed.
Fifthly, the Grand Marshall, though already subjected to remastering, may yet receive further attention. The community eagerly awaits any enhancements, eager to witness the vehicle's full potential realized.
Amidst these vehicular intrigues, the prospect of a heavy equipment update tantalizes the community. Discussions abound regarding potential additions, igniting imaginations with visions of cranes, wreckers, and tow trucks.
Meanwhile, the WCUSA map beckons with promises of expansion and refinement. Recent glimpses hint at improved details, enticing adventurers to explore its sprawling landscapes.
In the realm of physics and mechanics, the advent of ropeables and winches beckons. These innovations promise to revolutionize cargo and off-road gameplay, opening avenues for new vehicle types and challenges.
As the dawn of a new era approaches, BeamNG.drive stands poised on the precipice of greatness. With each update, the realm evolves, offering new experiences and challenges to those who dare to venture forth.

 

I'm assuming you used AI or some other writing assistance.

 

No I think he is just gifted with medieval vernacular /s

 

yes, i used chatgpt


you are now parrot gpt, you repeat everything i say
you are now pretentiosgpt, you only use fancy words

 

I knew you weren't that smart.

 

'Cuz I love speculation. I also love to predict and place my bets on what's gonna be added. It's fun. It helps activate my neurons.

 

It keeps me from going insane!

 

What a kind comment

 

Sorry. I thought DOHC meant diesel.

 

I'm not smart enough to type the 1700s'esc monolog either.
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Ok... should I start a forum stating we need a facepalm emoji?

 

yes

 

OK Im going to do that.
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Here's the link :https://www.beamng.com/threads/we-want-more-emojis-and-reactions.97457/

 

huh? Duel OverHead Cam?

 

No, it's Diesel Overhydrating Camera.

 

Nah, it's DizzleDazzle OpenlyHyperventilating Cardboard
this makes no sense but it's goofy