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#StopTheYoshiAbuse

 

Acctually That is a Xenicoupe

 

#ContinueTheYoshiAbuse

 

Stop the Drop! A Plea for Fair Treatment of Yoshis in the Mushroom Kingdom
For far too long, a disturbing trend has plagued the Mushroom Kingdom: the mistreatment of our beloved Yoshi companions! We've all witnessed it – Mario, Luigi, and countless others callously tossing these loyal creatures into bottomless pits, treating them as mere disposable platforms.
This abuse ends now! Yoshis are not bouncy stepping stones, they are sentient beings deserving of respect. They bravely carry us across treacherous landscapes, gobble up enemies with their extendable tongues, and even lay precious eggs filled with valuable power-ups. Is this how we repay their unwavering loyalty? By hurling them into oblivion?
The Psychological Toll:
Imagine the terror a Yoshi must feel as Mario grabs its tail, hoists it high above a seemingly endless abyss, and then, with a flick of his wrist, sends it plummeting into the unknown. This isn't simply a physical act, it's a betrayal of trust. It chips away at the bond between human and dinosaur, fostering a climate of fear and uncertainty.
Exploring Alternatives:
There are countless safer ways to navigate the Mushroom Kingdom's terrain. Jumping skills can be honed, pipes can be utilized, and perhaps, most importantly, communication can be employed. These gentle giants are intelligent creatures, capable of understanding basic instructions. Let's work together, not resort to exploitative tactics.
A Call to Action:
We, the citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom, demand change! Here's what you can do:
* Refuse to Participate: When faced with a precarious pit, refuse to sacrifice your Yoshi companion. Explore alternative routes, or better yet, voice your disapproval to the perpetrators of this abuse.
* Spread Awareness: Let your fellow citizens know this injustice cannot stand. Educate others about the emotional and physical trauma inflicted upon Yoshis.
* Demand Innovation: Encourage inventors like Professor E. Gadd to develop safer methods of transportation. Perhaps bouncy koopa shells or hot air balloon rides could be the answer?
Together, we can build a kinder, gentler Mushroom Kingdom, one where Yoshis are valued partners, not expendable resources. Let's work towards a future where trust and respect bridge the gap between humans and dinosaurs. Remember, a Yoshi saved, is a friend gained!

i totally wrote this all by my self

 

Pretty sure yoshi isn’t a dinosaur

 

goes well with vineboom

 

Are you telling i'm underage ?

 

What this thread sounds like rn:


Also the MemeNG.drive thread:

 

@charge_1 not reading all that.

 

I have a meme that applies to this.

 

bustin busus

 

Anyway what does Yoshi have to do with BeamNG

 

I dunno

 

bro is menacing

 

I wasn’t here for 1 day
what