One thing that's forgotten, the driver of one of those likely has an unregistered glock and WILL use it to threaten you in the event of road raging.
There is a broken Toyota Prius on the side of an American highway. Suddenly, a Bugatti driver pulls up next to the Prius and offers to tow the hybrid to the nearest repair shop. The Toyota owner agrees. They also agree on that the Prius driver will flash his high beams when he'll want to slow down. So they start going like this. However, the Bugatti soon gets overtaken by a Ferrari, and the squabble between them quickly turns into a street race. As the speeds climb up high, the Prius driver starts flashing his high beams. A police helicopter patrolling the highway spots them. The pilot, very surprised, tells the dispatcher: "We've got a bit of a strange situation on I-62. Some guy in a Bugatti is racing a Ferrari at like 170-180 MPH..." The dispatcher says: "OK, street racing. Just tell them over the PA to pull over." The pilot then says: "Look, that's not the whole story. You see, there's a Prius right behind the Bugatti, and he's signalling that he wants to pass..."
that is the best car joke ever.. everyone in twitter: subaru is korean brazilian guy on twitter: subaru is brazilian me on twitter: subaru is australian Mitsubishi on twitter: subaru is subaru. Subaru on twitter: thats not the case, we are actually ja- random guy on twitter: AHA! ITS SUBURBANIAN! stupid joke in my mind ._.
The situation here isn't so similar,it seems Nissan Teana/Altimas on the Chinese road be like: Almost stock because the average age of buyer must be 35+ Nearly all in good condition(only appreance) because the owner doesn't know the phrase"pedal to the metal" so they won't crash their car easily Talking via the phone while driving so they will block the whole street(for example:my father's collegue who took me to home from school yesterday night in his 2020 Nissan Altima) --- Post updated --- xD this joke really makes my day,thx --- Post updated --- nISSAn mURANo
A man is talking in broken English to another person. Person 1: “I own Ferrari, Superfast.” Person 2: “Yes, but what kind of Ferrari?”
Average american person when he get's told that roads don't only consist of straight lines, and that a european car with 300 hp could probably beat his 1000hp dodge on a racetrack:
It’s dad joke time, You what comes standard on a Yugo? A bus pass What do you call a Yugo on the top of a hill? A miracle How do you double the value of a Yugo? Fill it with gas So funny aren’t they?
I absolutely hate myself at laughing at each of those. You should be both disappointed in and proud of yourself.
How do you stop a Trabant? Stick gum on the highway. How many workers does it take to build a Trabant? Three. One to cut, one to fold, and one to glue. Why does a Trabant have a rear window defogger? To keep your hands warm while pushing it. When does a Trabant reach its top speed? While it’s being towed.
How's the ramp climbing capability of a Luxgen 7? Usually DNF because it will run out of petrol before making itself to the top
a man walks into a car parts store and says "hello, I'd like to buy a hubcap for a lada" "that seems like a fair trade" replies the shop attendant.
Not really a joke but here we go : *People debating on wich car manifacturer does the best low trim cars * A group of people : Toyota does the best low trim cars . Another group of people : No ! Volkswagen does the best low trim cars ! *Me on the side thinking that a car manifacturer only do cheap cars because they Can't do higher trim cars* : CITROËN
