Update Speculation thread

R32_In_KH2 · Mar 31, 2023

Aquila:) said: ↑

I come back home after some hours and there are 150 new messages?! What the hell happened here xd Now I can spend the next 15 mins reading through all of that
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A lot of minivan arguing

toyota.potato · Mar 31, 2023

NiruCorb. said: ↑

Does the "tt" ttsport stand for twin-turbo?
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I don't think so

Aquila:) · Mar 31, 2023

R32_In_KH2 said: ↑

A lot of minivan arguing
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Yep, now that I’ve wasted 15 minutes of my live, I know that fivedollarlamp hates minivans, great xd

simsimw · Mar 31, 2023

Aquila:) said: ↑

Yep, now that I’ve wasted 15 minutes of my live, I know that fivedollarlamp hates minivans, great xd
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what no update does to a man

Stereoghost · Mar 31, 2023

simsimw said: ↑

what no update does to a man
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This is what it does

R32_In_KH2 · Mar 31, 2023

Stereoghost said: ↑

This is what it does
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I forget if it was here or on the discord but it reminds me of some dude who made a conspiracy theory about the radio stations/songs in the cars and how they hinted at future updates

Blue Bird Gaming · Mar 31, 2023

R32_In_KH2 said: ↑

I forget if it was here or on the discord but it reminds me of some dude who made a conspiracy theory about the radio stations/songs in the cars and how they hinted at future updates
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Pretty sure it was here. I remember the post.

SmokeyDokey · Mar 31, 2023

R32_In_KH2 said: ↑

I forget if it was here or on the discord but it reminds me of some dude who made a conspiracy theory about the radio stations/songs in the cars and how they hinted at future updates
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It was here. It was unhinged. I loved it.

R32_In_KH2 · Mar 31, 2023

Can someone please find that message I want to see it again

SmokeyDokey · Mar 31, 2023

CaptainZoll said: ↑

alright so hear me out, i think the devs have been using codes to tease what vehicles are upcoming for a while now, and they're all found in the song names listed in certain car's radios.

the first to catch my attention was the 200BX's listing of "darude sandstorm" and the recent addition of "sandstorm performance" as a brand, this hint was held back for many years.
that led to me looking at the others, like the hopper's reference to Lenny Kravitz's "Fly away", the next vehicle added to the game was the DT40L, with the jato config prominently "flying" in the finale of the "get busy" campaign.
furthermore,the ETK I features "wake me up before you go-go" by Wham. I don't see any connections to the title, but the song prominently features the line "Jitterbug", which is likely a reference to JBeam instabilities resulting in "jittering", hinting at the physics engine being pushed, with new light vehicles like the wigeon and wydra, and ultra-stiff cars like the scintilla.
I also recalled that the pessima displayed Elton John's "Candle in the wind" but it appears to have been removed in its remaster.
"Candle in the wind" was a song about the death of marylin monroe, and in GTA V, there's a car based on the lamborghini miura called the monroe, so there was most likely a 60s mid-engine civetta planeed that got scrapped after too many people shitposted begging for the fulmine.
then, rather interestingly, the bolide's radio was updated to include "I just can't get enough" by Depeche mode, of course, this came only shortly before the massive amount of content in 0.27.

Now, that leaves us with the vivace/tograc. while they don't have a 7-segment display, nor do they show a typical song, they do feature "Radio Haricot" in the top corner of the screen.
a Haricot is a type of bean, which may be referring to the alt-right conspiracy theory about "BeanNG.drive" (don't look it up on 8chan) but other than that, I can't find any leads.
Can anyone else think of what "Radio Haricot" could be in reference to?
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^ Found it! Took about 6 minutes of my life, but I found it!

R32_In_KH2 said: ↑

Can someone please find that message I want to see it again
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R32_In_KH2 · Mar 31, 2023

SmokeyDokey said: ↑

^ Found it! Took about 6 minutes of my life, but I found it!
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Thank you so much

2020CorollaXSE__ · Mar 31, 2023

CaptainZoll said: ↑

alright so hear me out, i think the devs have been using codes to tease what vehicles are upcoming for a while now, and they're all found in the song names listed in certain car's radios.

the first to catch my attention was the 200BX's listing of "darude sandstorm" and the recent addition of "sandstorm performance" as a brand, this hint was held back for many years.
that led to me looking at the others, like the hopper's reference to Lenny Kravitz's "Fly away", the next vehicle added to the game was the DT40L, with the jato config prominently "flying" in the finale of the "get busy" campaign.
furthermore,the ETK I features "wake me up before you go-go" by Wham. I don't see any connections to the title, but the song prominently features the line "Jitterbug", which is likely a reference to JBeam instabilities resulting in "jittering", hinting at the physics engine being pushed, with new light vehicles like the wigeon and wydra, and ultra-stiff cars like the scintilla.
I also recalled that the pessima displayed Elton John's "Candle in the wind" but it appears to have been removed in its remaster.
"Candle in the wind" was a song about the death of marylin monroe, and in GTA V, there's a car based on the lamborghini miura called the monroe, so there was most likely a 60s mid-engine civetta planeed that got scrapped after too many people shitposted begging for the fulmine.
then, rather interestingly, the bolide's radio was updated to include "I just can't get enough" by Depeche mode, of course, this came only shortly before the massive amount of content in 0.27.

Now, that leaves us with the vivace/tograc. while they don't have a 7-segment display, nor do they show a typical song, they do feature "Radio Haricot" in the top corner of the screen.
a Haricot is a type of bean, which may be referring to the alt-right conspiracy theory about "BeanNG.drive" (don't look it up on 8chan) but other than that, I can't find any leads.
Can anyone else think of what "Radio Haricot" could be in reference to?
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I actually never knew that the bolide had one of my favorite songs of all time referenced I only really know about the 200BX one and the I-Series

Obnoxious · Apr 1, 2023

What are the chances the update drops tomorrow
The devs would be like "April fools! But not really, have fun!"
I've seen so many companies and game devs do that I wouldn't be surprised but I wouldn't be like "Wow, so funny how it released today on April fools, anyways..."
Or maybe we get an April fools update

R32_In_KH2 · Apr 1, 2023

Pssst…. Hey dev reading this… release the update tomorrow or I will descend into out of control madness… you’ve been warned

Reece Coates · Apr 1, 2023

R32_In_KH2 said: ↑

Pssst…. Hey dev reading this… release the update tomorrow or I will descend into out of control madness… you’ve been warned
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You can't just say that.
I'm sure this is satire, but BeamNG updates are a lot of work and take time.
Do you want a bug in your brand new ETK?

Jackets64 · Apr 1, 2023

Reece Coates said: ↑

You can't just say that.
I'm sure this is satire, but BeamNG updates are a lot of work and take time.
Do you want a bug in your brand new ETK?
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If you're so sure it's satire then why post the message...

rw_scorpion · Apr 1, 2023

Realistically, we probably got a week or two more of teasers, then it'll release. I mean, it looks like they have a very solid product judging by the two 800s and that K series from the teasers, so I wouldn't expect much longer to wait.

CaptainZoll · Apr 1, 2023

NiruCorb. said: ↑

Does the "tt" ttsport stand for twin-turbo?
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My impression was that it stood for something like "Turbo Touring Sport", since early BMW M and AMG tuned cars were usually homologated touring cars.

R32_In_KH2 · Apr 1, 2023

Reece Coates said: ↑

You can't just say that.
I'm sure this is satire, but BeamNG updates are a lot of work and take time.
Do you want a bug in your brand new ETK?
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I can’t believe I have to say this but yes it is satire. Release the update when it is complete and ironed out.

hacker420 · Apr 1, 2023

Reece Coates said: ↑

You can't just say that.
I'm sure this is satire, but BeamNG updates are a lot of work and take time.
Do you want a bug in your brand new ETK?
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devs hide a cockroach on the floormats

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