Update Speculation thread

This update will hit harder than Little Boy or Fat Man.

 

Really no chance, creator branch wasn't updated yet, and they usually give the creator enough time to make videos of the new stuff (and given the amount of things teased, it wouldn't be a quick video)

 

for me they usually get posted at 9:00-12:00 est.

 

Not me reloading the forum every minute to see if we got a teaser.

 

(Shitty meme status)

 

Literally.

 

I have a feeling that we might be getting pre release info on Autobello utility thing like we had with Vivace a while ago

 

Possibly… but I hope we get a teaser with dirt, scratches, tire marks, and tire thermals. (Yeah, not gonna happen)

 

if its one of those thing I will eat the entire bumper of any opel

 

Maybe this whole time the real teaser was the friends we made along the way

 

*insert Disney castle music*
The End

 

There probably isn't going to be a teaser today, just saying. Throwaway lines from busy employees are not reliable sources, especially when talking about something fairly low on the priority list. They also have to make the actual marketing material for the update, minor pre-release reveals are not so important by comparison

Edited for emphasis, take it as you will

 

And post photographic evidence? Much like our resident water drinking enthusiast? (You know who you are)
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Stop being such a buzzkill, jeez

 

Yes, a firetruck able to extinguish fire seems really unlikely. But a little European firetruck made to carry firefighters and their equipement that’s still a possibility (and if you look at the first teaser for the autobello truck, it’s that (just look at the Pinzgauer firetruck version, it’s extremely similar to the first trailer for the truck)

 

Most of the teasers seemed to be posted around 10:30-11:30 EST. We still have time.

 

You certainly do live up to that signature of yours lol.

 

Lelloo usually doesn't do throuaway lines tho, as she said, she likes to create caos with the teasers

 

Well, implicit in what I said is that we're probably close to the actual update (since that's when they do the actual marketing material), which means the next "teaser" we get may well be The Final Countdown

There's every possibility they've wised up and stopped using the creator program branch, since that pretty much gives away the release date whenever it's updated and Leeloo wants to create as much chaos as possible

 

i think we are close

 

qa_unpacked? is that new?